Dallas Cobb
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My nephew told his mother this today. Kid knows what’s up: “Uncle dally is the tallest of everyone. He is the king and the hacker”
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Seriously Alabama, ya’ll can do better. Have some pride for God’s sake
Just had some of the weakest BBQ in my life. Overdone meat smothered with corn syrup and tomato sauce. Alabama I feel like you can do better. Any recommendations that may redeem this otherwise great state?
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Just had some of the weakest BBQ in my life. Overdone meat smothered with corn syrup and tomato sauce. Alabama I feel like you can do better. Any recommendations that may redeem this otherwise great state?
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“This fucker CEO is making shit up for reasons. The only thing he left out was Roe v Wade.” $SNAP
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Southern Classic Fried Chicken is the best fried chicken and it’s not even close
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Just stopped at a Busy Bee. I’m not sure who fired the first shot in the clean bathroom wars but I hope it spirals out of control.
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Maybe I should have checked the weather before I spontaneously reserved an AirBNB in Pensacola
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A friend from Denmark is stopping by tomorrow. He’s been in the US for a month now, so I think he’s ready for a taste of home, with a Texas twist. Just pulled this pork belly (with skin on naturally) out of the smoker and it’s bathing in the sous vide
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Ms. Bunting is such a bore. Branson was coming round into a gentlemanly sort but with her comes atavism.
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Been watching Downton Abbey, nearly finished. Where do I turn in my man card?
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Chucked a chunk in the ninja. Blends alright. What do y’all think, crab or ham Alfredo?
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