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washington baseball fan DC/Seattle

@TurtleZoot

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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
5 months ago
iT mUsT bE tHe OwNeRS . Seriously lots of dumb people who call themselves fans.
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
24 minutes ago
I’m sorry but you Magic açaí berries aren’t making anyone healthier but you already know how to make Americans poorer and stupider like any good GOP operative. Fuck off.
@DrOz
Dr. Mehmet Oz
an hour ago
I will work to bridge the gap between the Left and the Right and focus on bringing results. Let’s make America healthy again!
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@BranVanChemist
BranVanChemist
56 minutes ago
Also, let me just tell you to be kind to teachers. Especially if you’re a parent. This has been my most trying year. Every teacher I have talked to wants to leave the profession.
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@joncoopertweets
Jon Cooper 🇺🇸
7 hours ago
Rob Reiner: "If you don't convict a president for inciting a deadly insurrection to overthrow the US government, our Constitution is meaningless." Retweet if you agree with @robreiner! ✋
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
an hour ago
So firing all the people associated with this was just a meaningless stunt? Yeah, this franchise, like the WFT should be litigated out of existence. 🤮
@TSNHockey
TSN Hockey
an hour ago
The Chicago Blackhawks have filed a motion to dismiss Kyle Beach’s negligence lawsuit, arguing that the statute of limitations expired before the hockey player’s case was filed in court. Story from @rwesthead:
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
2 hours ago
So the NFL is suspending AB and couple other players for COVID vaccine lying, but did nothing but a fine for Aaron Rogers. There definitely stinks of racism/favoritism
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@JDunnah
BATTLE WON
8 hours ago
Freddie can’t sign with the Dodgers if there is no Dodgers
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
3 hours ago
If you use the term “medical segregationist” you might be a racist idiot.
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
5 hours ago
Oh no. Not chicken tenders!!!! We are all gonna die!! 🚨‼️‼️🔥 tweeting like EFD to show how ridiculous this headline is.
@TODAYshow
TODAY
8 hours ago
Supply chain crisis now threatening chicken tenders
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
5 hours ago
Is it raining or cold? I feel like you could get a lot of concessions out of him if it is… 🤣🤣
@EireannDolan
Eireann Dolan
6 hours ago
Condolences to @whatwouldDOOdo for somehow managing to get locked out twice in one day
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
6 hours ago
Thinking about a so called “progressive” person on Twitter who claimed wearing masks in restaurants was performative nonsense. I blocked him.
@MCBazacoPhD
☣️ Michael Ç̸̠͎͉̹̼̠͔̗̓̐̐̓̓̀͝͝. Bazaco ☣️
6 hours ago
@sassybibrarian I think that it is, if it’s not super crowded. We still wear masks at choke points like the server stand and entrances and exits, but as long as it’s pretty spread out, the risk is extremely low. I assume that you both are vaccinated?
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
6 hours ago
Gonna follow all the players with the shadow profile because I stand with the Union. #manfredsucks #ownersgreedy
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
6 hours ago
And you would never admit to liking something to annoy Max because…. Well you value your life. 🤣🤣
@dougherty_jesse
Jesse Dougherty
19 hours ago
I’ve admitted this once before, but I only pretended to like the ghost runner in extra innings rule because it annoyed Sean Doolittle.
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
6 hours ago
Trust me, I would enjoy seeing your parakeets enjoy zoom just as much. 🤣🤣🤣
@EmGusk
Emily Guskin
7 hours ago
No one enjoys anything as much as my parakeets enjoy participating in Zoom meetings
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@NatsWx
Capital Locked Out Forecast
8 hours ago
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
7 hours ago
THIS! Pretty please…
@LONTDC1
Ladies of Nationals Baseball
7 hours ago
So...with the lockout, does that mean we're getting new episodes of "It's Lit" with @EireannDolan and her husband who suddenly has a lot of free time on his hands @whatwouldDOOdo ???
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
7 hours ago
Not at all surprised. I wonder if Max will do this. Good on you Sean. You the best
@whatwouldDOOdo
Sean Doolittle
7 hours ago
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
8 hours ago
I know Omicron is probably in Michigan too.
@nbcwashington
NBC4 Washington
8 hours ago
SECOND US OMICRON CASE: A Minnesota resident was diagnosed with the omicron COVID-19 variant after traveling to a conference on the East Coast. Here’s what we know so far.
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@TurtleZoot
washington baseball fan DC/Seattle
8 hours ago
Ah the “pro life” republicans showing hypocrisy again.
@CrazyTrain88217
Robyn 🔥 #VoteBlue2022 🔥
10 hours ago
#DemCast The Senate will not prevent a government shut down unless President Biden lifts the vaccine mandate for companies that have 100 employees or more. Once again the Republicans are playing politics with medical advice and public safety.
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