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Democrat/Liberal/Skeptic/Occasional Cynic. Broadcasting Professional in Hiding. I identify as a cat.

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Joined July 2011
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
7 days ago
@washingtonpost I'm writing a pilot about a group of west coast neo-hippies and techies who decide to found their own nation on a floating mass of garbage in the Pacific. Working Title: Trashlandia. Consider this my copyright for the idea. I'll sue.
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
8 hours ago
It's been a tough year - not just because of the pandemic but because of the toxic political climate. Got shut out by a friend because of it. Not happy about it but it's what it is. I accept it.
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
10 hours ago
How does one bet on the outcome of Donald Trump vs Karl Rove when you want them both to lose? Over/under total score?
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
10 hours ago
Having not had even a cold in a year, can we make working from home and mask-wearing permanent?
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
a day ago
Well, her demeanor here explains a lot about why her son is a lunatic. https://t.co/DVruw7M7SF
@LaurieSegall
Laurie Segall
a day ago
"He walked through open doors." - Martha Chansley, defends the actions of her son -- aka the QAnon Shaman -- during the Capitol siege. This exchange was one of the most telling from the piece. Would watch the full clip. https://t.co/Ie1YJ0YXPf
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
a day ago
When movie theaters open up again, a reminder to think twice before taking little kids to serious movies. I was the kid that would laugh hysterically at things that were serious because I thought them funny. We got shushed a lot.
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
a day ago
I've now found the part of Spotify where everything is written in Chinese characters because I found some jazz rock band by accident. I'm going to trust the "fans also like" tab even though I have no idea if I'm being led astray or not.
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
a day ago
It's March 4th. Happy Qidiots Day. Please celebrate by laughing at them and keeping score of how many white supremacist a-holes get arrested.
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
3 days ago
@marykbruce
Mary Bruce
3 days ago
NEW: President Biden says the US expects to have enough vaccine for all adult Americans by the end of May. That's two months earlier than expected.
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
3 days ago
With all this talk of a few Dr. Seuss books soon to be out of print, I just want to say that I always like Richard Scarry's storybooks better.
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
3 days ago
No, it is not a joke. Mine isn't as severe as some people (thank goodness), it's just a discomfort when things don't adhere to my schedule or aren't ordered a certain way. I'm very good at filing things in my computer folders. https://t.co/4YA7MpkLHA
@thewalrus
The Walrus
4 days ago
In the US, nearly one in 100 people have OCD, with about half of those cases being severe. In Canada, 1 percent will experience an episode. And @nerdygirly is one of them. But, in media portrayals, the disorder often seems like a benign quirk. https://t.co/ecHYEAQG4C 1/5
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
3 days ago
I have an answer for companies that complain about giving workers a $15 minimum wage. Take less profit.
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
4 days ago
I don't know why HES DEAD is trending but I assume after a quick glance that it has something to do with a game. Unless it's about someone named "HES".
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
4 days ago
Type your name in the GIFs. The third one is you when you’re drunk (and the reason I'm in recovery) https://t.co/UfoeDlfEc3 https://t.co/5Klvp2CMdt
@albinokid
Anthony Rapp Voted for Biden Black Lives Matter
4 days ago
Type your name in the GIFs. The third one is you when you’re drunk. https://t.co/LgV0MTFPGK https://t.co/Rys456uDby
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
4 days ago
Thank you. I appreciate you and keep fighting that good fight. https://t.co/iHBRBDAsfG
@synikalangel
Amber DeBettencourt
4 days ago
#appreciation7days is LONG overdue. These people need to be acknowledged for staying true to THEMSELVES. @The_Lone_Apple @sevannah_storm @SRSevern_ @Nasiim22 @D_Evil_Overlord @kelley_kdeb63 @DanielleRube @CLeeBraxton Follow them, or don't. Your choice, and your loss. #truth #WIP
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
4 days ago
This aged poorly. Sue me. https://t.co/GCSai7aOIQ
@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
10 months ago
@nypost This is the usual bullsh*t stirred up by the half-dead Murdoch. If people wanted Cuomo, he would have been there. Sorry. He's doing fine right now as Governor. Biden is the one. Sorry for your loss.
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
6 days ago
OK, I'm done.
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
7 days ago
@ABC
ABC News
7 days ago
BREAKING: FDA advisers vote unanimously to recommend the COVID-19 vaccine from Johnson & Johnson for emergency use authorization, a step closer to making a third COVID-19 vaccine available to Americans. https://t.co/40IvmQuYMU
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@The_Lone_Apple
The Lone Apple🍎
7 days ago
Dear @Sen_JoeManchin Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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