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Visit the website for a full list of official Glastonbury line up announcement dates. Trying to make sense of it will get you nowhere. THERE IS NO PATTERN

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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
2 years ago
It's the video you've all been waiting for! TheThingy's Glastonbury 2019. I say waiting for, let's be honest, you've not given it a second thought have you? Anyway, here it is. Strap yourselves in, it's a fairly relaxed ride. #Glastonbury2019
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
13 hours ago
#GlastoPhotoOfTheDay A quiet Sunday afternoon stroll. #Glastonbury 2013
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
a day ago
Yeah mate, just been at Bez's Flying Bus. Scab Juice doing a 2 hour b2b with Scrotum Weaver.
@AlisonFisk
Alison Fisk
4 days ago
Face to face with the Bronze Age. ‘Ditchling Road Man’ is a forensic reconstruction of a 25-35 year-old male, who lived around 4,200 years ago. He was buried with a pottery beaker, arrowhead & shells. He was discovered in 1921 during road works in Brighton, Sussex. #Archaeology
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
a day ago
Less than 200 days to go! #Glastonbury #Soon
@GlastoCountdown
Glasto Countdown
a day ago
199 Days and 23 Hours until Glastonbury Festival 2022!
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
2 days ago
Gah! It would be 4 gigs in a row. I need to look closer. Much less likely now but can't be ruled out.
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
2 days ago
Alanis Morissette's tour moved to 2022. Free on the Glastonbury Sunday. She is known to do gigs on 3 consecutive days so a possibility. Thanks to @MrAthers for the heads up. #Glastonbury #AlanisMorissette
@Alanis
Alanis Morissette
2 days ago
yay 🙌🏻 the rescheduled dates for my European Tour, celebrating 25 years of Jagged Little Pill ❤️✨ can’t wait to see you all next year 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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@westoncollege
Weston College
2 days ago
We're proud to present "The Michael Eavis Performance Suite"! 🥳 Thank-you to @glastonbury creator #MichaelEavis for visiting to inspire our students and open the newly named Music performance facility 🎶 Read the full story: @FENews @AoC_info
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
3 days ago
Reading and Leeds line-up coming soon. Good for ruling some acts out of Glastonbury. Not a guarantee but Glastonbury and Reading have never had the same headliners in the same year before.
@OfficialRandL
Reading & Leeds Fest
4 days ago
It's coming 🙄
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@alceharfield
alce harfield
4 days ago
now live & inspired by iconic song lyrics (and some cheesy ones!!!) @TheGlastoThingy @GlastoFestFeed @glastobation @glasto_chat
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
4 days ago
I'm nothing if not predictable. #SpotifyWrapped
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
5 days ago
I need to get in touch with this fella. Anyone got his number?
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
5 days ago
Good evening @MichaelEavis1, can I ask you to sign this form please? Just by the x. Thanks.
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@NewsForAllUK
News For All
5 days ago
🚨🚨 | BREAKING: Twitter will BAN users posting photos of people without their consent - first major decision from the new CEO
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
5 days ago
His attempt to save a space on Pennards was thwarted when stewards removed his tent.
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
5 days ago
On this day in 2014 (in a rare Sunday announcement) it was confirmed Lionel Richie would play the Sunday Teatime slot at Glastonbury 2015. #Glastonbury #LionelRichie
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
6 days ago
A hastily deleted tweet from the German Eventim account. Looks like it says tickets on sale Friday. Spotters badge for Ted Danson's Wigan.
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
6 days ago
Oops. Been a while since I've tweeted on the wrong account. That should keep @LissaLady happy, though it lacks comedy effect when I do it this way round. But sod it, I'll leave it here, Beans is definitely Glastonbury related.
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The Glasto Thingy
6 days ago
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
6 days ago
Hyde Park on the Friday. Ashton Gate on the Sunday. At no other point on his tour does he play three nights in a row. Elton Gone. #Glastonbury
@ashtongatestad
Ashton Gate Stadium
6 days ago
𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘! 🎶 We're delighted to announce a second night for @eltonofficial's award-winning 𝗬𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗥𝗼𝗮𝗱: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗿 🛣️ 🗓️ Sun, June 26 2022 𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀: 🛒 Pre-sale: Tue Nov 30 🥂 Hospitality: Tue Nov 30 🎟️ General sale: Thu Dec 2
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@TheGlastoThingy
The Glasto Thingy
9 days ago
That's a very good question, Caoimhe. What you need is The Thingy.
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@caoimhemcivorr
caoimhe
9 days ago
yo when’s the glastonbury lineup announced cuz so far it’s just billie eilish headlining the whole fucking festival
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