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writer/actor •• ghoul(e) (nom féminin) •• reps: cara & olivia @ 3 Arts

nyc / la (currently)
Joined March 2012
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Sydney Battle
a year ago
remembering when i was v high on percocet (from a surgery) and forced my father to follow me around our neighborhood so i could, “make a tv show”
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12 hours ago
drunk horse girl texts from my little sister
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14 hours ago
really find it beautiful that the day i splurge on expensive noise-cancelling headphones is the day my neighbors decide to shut the fuck up
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Sydney Battle
16 hours ago
andy serkis oscar incoming…
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The New York Times
a day ago
Yakei, a female macaque in a nature reserve in Japan, violently overthrew the alpha male of her troop to become its first female leader in the reserve’s 70-year history. She presides over 677 monkeys, but a messy love triangle could endanger her status.
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16 hours ago
also hearing the administration considered partnering with taco bell but ultimately decided not to bc they worried “live más” would reignite covid policy derision
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16 hours ago
if there’s not a chili’s that’s accessible near u then ur gonna have to vote. if u (willingly or unwillingly) abstain from either then the messaging will be “u contributed to the downfall of our nation”. also hearing reports about possible fines
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17 hours ago
apparently they’re two-sided and one side is the coupon and the other is a voter registration sheet but u have to choose which one you redeem. you can’t have both
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17 hours ago
i’m hearing from unnamed sources that the biden administration is gonna send us $1 chili’s margarita coupons in the mail
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20 hours ago
i’m gonna get really into a making tiny dioramas phase soon and none of u are allowed to say jack shit about it
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22 hours ago
RT @joannna : Heartbroken by the death of Louie Anderson. I have always been a fan, but then I absolutely fell for his beautiful and loving…
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23 hours ago
and the other gworls waiting their turns… not here to make friends
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23 hours ago
making my crows do a posing challenge to earn their food like they’re on america’s next top model
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Sydney Battle
a day ago
no i get it i lie like this too
@kylebuchanan
Kyle Buchanan
2 days ago
Jon Bernthal told me he was scared to sign on to his upcoming TV series “American Gigolo”: “It explores this part of male sexuality that I've just never really related to. I've never seen myself as a man who could walk into a room and be the object of someone's desire.”
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a day ago
cant wait to see the yellow m&m's twitter thread about living with adhd
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