SimpsonsQOTD Profile Banner
SimpsonsQOTD Profile
SimpsonsQOTD

@SimpsonsQOTD

Followers
609,043
Following
2
Media
12,469
Statuses
12,649

Liverpool, England
Joined January 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
3 hours ago
*If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you are wrong: they were never popular.*
Tweet media one
37
417
5K
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
5 hours ago
“Well, if you think he got such a good deal, I'll sell you my conscience for $4.50. I'll throw in my sense of decency too. It’s a Bart Sales Event. Everything about me must go!”
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
21
137
1K
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
22 hours ago
“Quick! We have to kill the boy!” “How’d you know he’s a vampire?” “He’s a vampire?! Ahhh!!”
Tweet media one
28
687
6K
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
a day ago
“Uh, do you happen to need a messiah?” “No, but I'll take them sacks of money from ya.”
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
35
217
3K
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
a day ago
Tweet media one
25
171
3K
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
a day ago
“I have a question for Apu De Beaumarchais. Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?" “By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie!"
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
36
312
4K
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
2 days ago
“Care to join me in a belt of scotch?” “It’s 9:30 in the morning!” “Yeah, but I haven’t slept in days.”
Tweet media one
53
743
6K
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
2 days ago
“Well, sleazy entertainment and raunchy jokes will never be as popular as sobriety and self-denial.”
Tweet media one
27
393
3K
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
2 days ago
🎵We’re here, we’re queer! We don’t want anymore bears!🎵
Tweet media one
45
287
3K
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
2 days ago
Sunday’s space (7pm - UK time) will be all about your favourite Treehouse episodes and segments. Last one was a complete blast. Get thinking!
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
46
55
993
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
3 days ago
*Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.* “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Tweet media one
17
474
4K
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
3 days ago
“We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred...tonnes.” “This enormous woman will devour us all! AHH!”
Tweet media one
29
563
5K
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
4 days ago
“Ooh, ‘The gum with the cracker centre’.”
Tweet media one
21
266
3K
@SimpsonsQOTD
SimpsonsQOTD
4 days ago
“You gotta help us, Doc. We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas!”
Tweet media one
57
1K
9K