Monke Simprano
@Simprano_Tony
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The Barry Champlain of the Twitter generation (shot in parking lot by 16 year old anarchist)
Joined January 2021
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@c5nt5r_left @illestkhanate @Amysaysfuckalot Lmao elaborate cause I feel like you’re about to say some dumb shit
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I would pay an infinite amount of money to speak to whoever organised this GameCube launch event. https://t.co/pefrZuGlXh
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Mf really compared Reagan to Stalin https://t.co/P7Y4vXXSUU https://t.co/jAsufl6ISN
@commieactivity @noname How would you react to someone who lets say glorified Reagan?
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Here’s more on the dork who wrote the “dirtbag left” piece in Daily Beast today (just FYI). https://t.co/OPcC4WeF18
The author of multiple malicious, false and retracted screeds about me, @areidross, emailed me about his plan to smear me again in the Daily Beast.
I wrote DB editor, @NoahShachtman, about ARR's record of disgrace & his current Koch-funded work w/ police spies & right-wingers. https://t.co/YrDfr5gNH4
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@aaronjmate @areidross If I ever have 3 articles fully retracted by the Southern Poverty Law Center, now I know there'll be a home for me at the Daily Beast.
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If I had googleable receipts of me being literally and consistently right wing about policing I certainly wouldn’t accuse others of fascism, but that’s just me
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Remember when, in the middle of the BLM protests, you said you wanted to be a cop?
Or or or that time a couple black kids got killed and you said “fuck around and find out”
Yeah, cause everyone else does https://t.co/VVwMwYczCc
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this is the hardest i've ever seen anyone get owned on this website https://t.co/nVFksBb9LJ
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i don’t listen to cumtown for their opinions i listen to cumtown because i want to fuck all of them
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The Daily Beast fact-checking department comes through BIG! https://t.co/TfEXS28Jg1
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Why is Rashida Tlaib refusing to answer for the actions of this other Arab person and indeed all persons of Arab descent? She is Arab, is she not? I'm opposed to bigotry by the way. https://t.co/qSwuJqka8u
2 days later, @RashidaTlaib is still quiet as a mouse about a Dearborn, Michigan man stalking Jewish shoppers at a Kosher supermarket, attempting to rope them into saying "Free Palestine"
Tlaib's antisemitic rhetoric is now manifesting itself into physical harassment! https://t.co/ONiKzjFPuP
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rewarding "gifted kids" for abstract thinking has ruined communication for entire generations. abstraction is not universal truth. vague notions of "balance" are not inherently true because you can easily visualize the concept. horseshoe theory is a peak example of what i mean. https://t.co/EJEIucGUQw
@thedailybeast @areidross Political belief is not linear, with the far left at one end, the far right at the other. It is a circle, where the very far left and right touch.
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Daily Beast publishing an article claiming that Nick Mullen went on Real Time with Bill Maher.
@thedailybeast can you hire me as a fact checker?
I would love a job with expectations that low.
Thanks! https://t.co/YxAT9tjdaE https://t.co/ZBRcmgfYGA
"Playing footsie with the right is not a common thing on the neo-socialist left, but there’s a subset of this latter group, a small but influential band, who can veer into legitimizing the talking points of the extremist right," writes @areidross https://t.co/RTGMsBvnrG
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