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@SimoneGiertz

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I build things and make videos about it. Business inquiries: luke.girgis@thebrag.media

Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2012
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@SimoneGiertz
Simone Giertz
12 months ago
I built myself a proud parent. It charges me 25¢ for a pat on the shoulder. https://t.co/YMvBkzzuVa
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Simone Giertz
2 days ago
ok ok ok I messed up. sorry!! deleted the bitclout tweet and throwing away the stick I poked it with
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@Erdayastronaut
Everyday Astronaut
9 days ago
This years Yuri’s night is going to be super fun! @SimoneGiertz and I will be talking about wanting to go to space, and why one of us (me) have changed our minds! Check out the VVIP tickets and/or join the free livestream Saturday night!!! https://t.co/C3jImjtTvf
@YurisNight
Yuri's Night
16 days ago
⌛️Less than 10 days left! ⌛️ Live on April 10 @ 4pm PT - our biggest party yet! 🌟Featuring🌟 @richardbranson @BillNye @OKGoSandbox @DrSianProctor @Erdayastronaut & After-Party Musical Guests: 🎶 @nervomusic @mrcsuperfreq Excited yet? More @ https://t.co/xEoUSqY3ET https://t.co/eJ7SqLd5Wq
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@LaurenGoode
Lauren Masks Are Goode
10 days ago
In 2019 I called off my wedding and ended an 8-year relationship. But the internet won't let me forget it. Apps still show wedding content; photo albums surface memories. And Pinterest even has a brutally insensitive name for it: "The miscarriage problem." https://t.co/Y2LVRZ03ai
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Simone Giertz
17 days ago
Adding "Here is a champion and her excellent dog" to the back of a book I haven't written yet https://t.co/8iPSjut7ag
@Nick_Offerman
Nick Offerman
17 days ago
Here is a champion and her excellent dog. https://t.co/ZewKDRrARU
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Simone Giertz
17 days ago
@dog_rates do you rate chairs
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@KillerMike
Killer Mike
17 days ago
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17 days ago
I built a chair for needy pets that always want to sit next to you. https://t.co/loTmxmsnQ5
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17 days ago
I built a chair for needy pets that always want to sit next to you. https://t.co/loTmxmsnQ5
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Simone Giertz
17 days ago
CONGRATS SIAN! So excited for you!! I’ve known for a while that I didn’t get the #inspiration4 seat & I’m not going to lie, I’ve been really sad about it. Been comfort building to cheer myself up. With that said: absolutely stoked for Sian! And looking at you @dearmoonproject https://t.co/RSi1iyW5uC https://t.co/xHNj3CW70Y
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@DrSianProctor
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18 days ago
Big thanks to all my Twitter friends for sharing my video & believing in my #Space2inspire dreams. I’m so happy & I can’t fully express how much your support means to me. I’m looking forward to taking you all with me on this life changing journey beyond Earth. Thank you! ❤️🌍🚀👩🏾‍🚀 https://t.co/yc38QCVML7
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Simone Giertz
18 days ago
Fourth question: can I buy it as an NFT
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18 days ago
First question: wow Second question: wow Third question: does it have enough america
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Simone Giertz
18 days ago
how do I get in contact with the designer behind this logo, I have some questions https://t.co/ZGjrdVXemD
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Simone Giertz
22 days ago
can I just grow old in peace https://t.co/co2avC4GLq
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Simone Giertz
a month ago
All Scraps wants is for me to leave her the fuck alone. Anyway. Here’s a video on how I built my new bed: https://t.co/niqIGH7wti https://t.co/pPgco7vogi
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Simone Giertz
a month ago
All I want is to end up on one of those lists of “10 most creative/ridiculous/ugly bed designs” https://t.co/BqgSOdaNIi
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Simone Giertz
a month ago
I just dropped my domino joiner and broke it. I'm very sad. Don't forget to tell your tools that you love them. They deserve better than this.
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@camilaleniss
Camila Lenis
a month ago
Don't spend 6 minutes doing something by hand when you can spend 6 hours failing to automate it.
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@testedcom
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