Simone Giertz
@SimoneGiertz
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I build things and make videos about it. Business inquiries: luke.girgis@thebrag.media
Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2012
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I built myself a proud parent. It charges me 25¢ for a pat on the shoulder. https://t.co/YMvBkzzuVa
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ok ok ok I messed up. sorry!! deleted the bitclout tweet and throwing away the stick I poked it with
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This years Yuri’s night is going to be super fun! @SimoneGiertz and I will be talking about wanting to go to space, and why one of us (me) have changed our minds! Check out the VVIP tickets and/or join the free livestream Saturday night!!! https://t.co/C3jImjtTvf
⌛️Less than 10 days left! ⌛️
Live on April 10 @ 4pm PT - our biggest party yet!
🌟Featuring🌟
@richardbranson
@BillNye
@OKGoSandbox
@DrSianProctor
@Erdayastronaut
& After-Party Musical Guests: 🎶
@nervomusic
@mrcsuperfreq
Excited yet? More @ https://t.co/xEoUSqY3ET https://t.co/eJ7SqLd5Wq
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In 2019 I called off my wedding and ended an 8-year relationship. But the internet won't let me forget it. Apps still show wedding content; photo albums surface memories. And Pinterest even has a brutally insensitive name for it: "The miscarriage problem." https://t.co/Y2LVRZ03ai
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Adding "Here is a champion and her excellent dog" to the back of a book I haven't written yet https://t.co/8iPSjut7ag
Here is a champion and her excellent dog. https://t.co/ZewKDRrARU
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Fucking genius https://t.co/UjDsLehhcB
I built a chair for needy pets that always want to sit next to you. https://t.co/loTmxmsnQ5
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Full video in case you want to watch me get angry with a piece of plywood: https://t.co/scYI9Qrhfp
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I built a chair for needy pets that always want to sit next to you. https://t.co/loTmxmsnQ5
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CONGRATS SIAN! So excited for you!!
I’ve known for a while that I didn’t get the #inspiration4 seat & I’m not going to lie, I’ve been really sad about it. Been comfort building to cheer myself up.
With that said: absolutely stoked for Sian! And looking at you @dearmoonproject https://t.co/RSi1iyW5uC https://t.co/xHNj3CW70Y
Big thanks to all my Twitter friends for sharing my video & believing in my #Space2inspire dreams. I’m so happy & I can’t fully express how much your support means to me. I’m looking forward to taking you all with me on this life changing journey beyond Earth. Thank you! ❤️🌍🚀👩🏾🚀 https://t.co/yc38QCVML7
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First question: wow
Second question: wow
Third question: does it have enough america
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how do I get in contact with the designer behind this logo, I have some questions https://t.co/ZGjrdVXemD
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All Scraps wants is for me to leave her the fuck alone.
Anyway. Here’s a video on how I built my new bed: https://t.co/niqIGH7wti https://t.co/pPgco7vogi
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All I want is to end up on one of those lists of “10 most creative/ridiculous/ugly bed designs” https://t.co/BqgSOdaNIi
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I just dropped my domino joiner and broke it. I'm very sad. Don't forget to tell your tools that you love them. They deserve better than this.
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Don't spend 6 minutes doing something by hand when you can spend 6 hours failing to automate it.
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