Will Mancini
@Shxpr316
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Teacher. Grad student. Husband. Dad. Lifelong Astros fan. Baseball conservative, political lib.
Houston, TX
Joined March 2022
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Win totals prediction for the AL West based partially on Pythagorean analysis:
HOU: 96
TEX: 85
LAA: 84
SEA: 78
OAK: 60
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That Tucker hit was the kind of hit we were missing in April and May.
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Your future doctor cheating in online school rn so you better start eating healthy
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TK says “infield fly rule.”
My wife looks over at me.
Me: “I knew this day would come.”
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a 10/10 album is when a guy who cant sing good is sad
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“Dubon? More like poop-on.”
The Astros new manager who is really really good at The Show.
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Those rings of shame look fucking sweet on their fingers, tho, no cap
@edmerbrito
@molly_knight
If you had to cheat, you are no Champion. Just a cheater with a meaningless ring.
Actually, I hope they took the rings away, but if they didn't they are just Rings of Shame.
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I need this guy to say this in front of my wife.
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I can’t believe Dusty has [player] batting [a spot]. What is he thinking?
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My wife: watches 3.5 hours of TikTok before bed.
Also my wife: “I sleep like shit”
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He's still dead.
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53,000 people saw it live. Game lasted 3 hours and 3 minutes. Mets never had a runner in scoring position.
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Cesar Cedeño got a PH HR in the top of the 10th off Jesse Orosco. It was the first pitch of extra innings. Only run of the game. STL had six hits.
To me, this means Astros win.
Tonight’s matchup between
@JustinVerlander
& Dylan Cease is rare. From
@astros
& Per Elias, prior to tonight, the last time opposing qualifying starting pitchers both had sub-2 ERAs & at least 20 starts was on September 11, 1985 when Mets Dwight Gooden faced Cardinals John Tudor.
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