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Denis

@SegerSales

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Husband, father, dog and sarcasm lover. I've been warped by the rain, driven by the snow I'm drunk and dirty, don't you know And I'm still, willin'

Oregon, USA
Joined March 2009
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@SegerSales
Denis
7 days ago
Thanks Laz, for your story on the hosers at Wells Fargo
@Davidlaz
David Lazarus
7 days ago
Wells Fargo was charging some mortgage customers a $30 fee to move funds from one division at the bank to another
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@kurtstreeter
Kurt Streeter
9 days ago
Ku Stevens ran toward the rising sun. His feet dug into the gravel trail, his legs burned with pain, and he fought doubt. He ran on. A pair of straggling spectators crossed his path, and he swerved to avoid them, nearly losing his balance, and he ran on.
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@kurtstreeter
Kurt Streeter
9 days ago
He prayed for strength and toed the line. A beat passed. The starter’s gun pierced the air. Stevens surged to the front. “That’s Ku, the Indian kid from the reservation,” he heard one spectator say. “Oh man, he’s fast.” New Sports of the Times. By: Me.
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@ThatEricAlper
Eric Alper 🎧
11 days ago
🎵🤫
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Denis
13 days ago
Laz...parking lot protector
@Davidlaz
David Lazarus
13 days ago
Excellent news: In response to my column, Trader Joe's is informing customers of its Hollywood store that they don't need to download a privacy-invading parking app and instead just need to show their receipt to leave the garage
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@kurtstreeter
Kurt Streeter
14 days ago
"Is it possible to have sympathy for Rodgers and other athletes suggesting doubt about the vaccines?" Hmm... Sports of the Times suggests the MVP learn the truth by hanging with one of Wisconsin's many stressed, superstar ER docs. @CalAthletics
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Denis
15 days ago
Pretty sure your story inspired many to find themselves
@CherylStrayed
Cheryl Strayed
15 days ago
This filled my heart. “How Iraq War veteran Will "Akuna" Robinson found himself by leaving everything behind”
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Denis
15 days ago
Well said by Vinnie
@TheVinScully
Vin Scully
15 days ago
On this Veterans Day, I'd like to salute the nation's veterans for their service and sacrifice. We are so grateful to you. May God bless you all. Please allow me to share this story of when, as a child, I first learned the lesson we honor annually on Veterans Day.
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@paul_lander
Paul Lander
17 days ago
Matthew McConaughey is vaccinated, but says he wants more information before his kids are … he’s not prepared to go all ‘alt right, alt right, alt right’ but he’s close!
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Denis
18 days ago
Will they track how much 2 Buck Chuck is purchased? Asking for a friend
@Davidlaz
David Lazarus
18 days ago
When you enter the garage at the Trader Joe's in Hollywood, you'll be asked to download an app to pay for parking. You may be amazed at how much personal info this app is going to seize. My column in tomorrow's @latimes
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@chandalier72
Chandalier
19 days ago
To the people slamming Terry Bradshaw, I thought you quit watching the #NFL when Colin took a knee #StayInYourLane
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@paul_lander
Paul Lander
21 days ago
Looks like Aaron Rogers is putting the Q in QB.
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@roberthilburn
Robert Hilburn
24 days ago
Johnny Cash at a Prison, Prince at a roller rink, Al Green in a Memphis church and Elvis Presley in a Vegas showroom. Memorable concerts saluted on my weekly radio show at 9 pm LA time tonight, Nov. 2, at 88.5 in SoCal. Stream at . #Johnnycash #Prince
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@Davidlaz
David Lazarus
24 days ago
We need a law that says companies can't break out routine business costs into sneaky surcharges. If it's a core part of operations, it needs to be in the list price
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Denis
28 days ago
Atlanta's war chant is even more offensive than the Astros garbage lid banging
@kurtstreeter
Kurt Streeter
28 days ago
“The team primed this behavior for years. From the 1960s to the 1980s, the franchise had a mascot named Chief Noc-A-Homa prance around. He had a sidekick: Princess Win-A-Lotta. (I kid you not.)” By me, on the Atlanta Baseball Team and its awfulness.
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@paul_lander
Paul Lander
28 days ago
LAPD officer accused of fondling dead woman's breast ordered to stand trial ... bringing new meaning to the term 'cop a feel.'
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Denis
a month ago
Did you try bringing a paddle?
@tonyposnanski
Tony Posnanski
a month ago
I hate having to say this but I’m honest. I couldn’t get into Schitt’s Creek. I tried 3 times. No more. I need a new show. I love Succession, Squid Games, Ozark, Narcos, And almost everything on Discovery Plus. I know I asked before but what is a show i would like based on this?
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@CherylStrayed
Cheryl Strayed
a month ago
"Horror doesn’t interest me but finding strength and courage and beauty in the darkest center of the most horrifying things always has." My latest, free newsletter is up!
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