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“ASIAN MOMMA MEXICAN KIDS” Streams AUGUST 11TH WORLD WIDE on @Netflix Love YOU ALL! @netflixisajoke
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“ASIAN MOMMA MEXICAN KIDS” Streams AUGUST 11TH WORLD WIDE! Hope you enjoy it! Love YOU ALL!
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A very good day to invest in condoms…
Church & Dwight (NYSE:CHD)
You’re welcome!
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You are what you eat…
In 2018, 62% of California voters approved one of the best animal welfare and public health laws in years: banning imports of pork and other food that use the cruelest torture of animals.
The Biden DOJ is now joined with the pork industry to overturn it:
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This…
Interactive map of all the food processing areas that have been destroyed.
Notice that most of them are in the United States.
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Incredible that this was taken seriously…
Academia is in shambles
The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct—perhaps the most important gender studies paper—has been cited yet again in the literature. It has now been cited 32 times. (The average GS paper is cited approximately once.)
Its staying power is legendary!
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Other Presidential ‘Talking points’ on the back of this list;
YOU are the President,
YOU will blame Putin for your bicycle falling over,
YOU are the President.
YOU will get a donut if you do all of these talking points,
YOU will NOT get a donut if you go OFF these talking points!
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FOUR…
FINS!!!
A Seal was seen wandering through the Omni La Costa Golf Course.
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We SOLD OUT 4 SHOWS here in Naples, Florida. So we added 4 MORE SHOWS!
@OffTheHookComedyClub
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Rob Schneider Retweeted
The Constitution was not written for the times, it was written to stand the test of times.
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An important thread…
Why Beauty Matters
(and how it has been destroyed by "usability")
A short thread...
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Shhhhh…
You are not allowed to think about this
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Rob Schneider Retweeted
Economists now largely agree that Sens. Joe Manchin of West Virginia and Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona resilient resistance likely saved a country beset by skyrocketing inflation from an even worse fate.
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