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“ASIAN MOMMA MEXICAN KIDS” Streams AUGUST 11TH WORLD WIDE on @Netflix Love YOU ALL! @netflixisajoke

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Rob Schneider
a year ago
“ASIAN MOMMA MEXICAN KIDS” Streams AUGUST 11TH WORLD WIDE! Hope you enjoy it! Love YOU ALL! @netflixisajoke @elleking @davidspade #standupcomedy #AsianMommaMexicanKids
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Rob Schneider
19 hours ago
A very good day to invest in condoms… Church & Dwight (NYSE:CHD) You’re welcome!
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Rob Schneider
a day ago
You are what you eat…
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Glenn Greenwald
2 days ago
In 2018, 62% of California voters approved one of the best animal welfare and public health laws in years: banning imports of pork and other food that use the cruelest torture of animals. The Biden DOJ is now joined with the pork industry to overturn it:
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Rob Schneider
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This…
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Zach Vorhies
a day ago
Interactive map of all the food processing areas that have been destroyed. Notice that most of them are in the United States.
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Rob Schneider
a day ago
Incredible that this was taken seriously… Academia is in shambles
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Peter Boghossian
a day ago
The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct—perhaps the most important gender studies paper—has been cited yet again in the literature. It has now been cited 32 times. (The average GS paper is cited approximately once.) Its staying power is legendary!
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Rob Schneider
a day ago
Other Presidential ‘Talking points’ on the back of this list; YOU are the President, YOU will blame Putin for your bicycle falling over, YOU are the President. YOU will get a donut if you do all of these talking points, YOU will NOT get a donut if you go OFF these talking points!
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Rob Schneider
a day ago
Hahahaha
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William Blair
a day ago
@realDailyWire If Biden was disappointed on a decision. It was the right decision.
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Rob Schneider
a day ago
Don’t mess with Kari… #ArizonaGovLake
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Kari Lake for AZ Governor
a day ago
WATCH what happens when @CNN ambushes @KariLake outside of an event 😂 “I’ll do an interview with you… as long as it airs on CNN+, does that still exist?” Help fuel our Movement! ⤵️ Visit:
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Rob Schneider
a day ago
FOUR… FINS!!!
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KUSI News
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A Seal was seen wandering through the Omni La Costa Golf Course.
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Rob Schneider
a day ago
We SOLD OUT 4 SHOWS here in Naples, Florida. So we added 4 MORE SHOWS! @OffTheHookComedyClub
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Charlie Kirk
a day ago
The Constitution was not written for the times, it was written to stand the test of times.
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Rob Schneider
a day ago
An important thread…
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The Cultural Tutor
a day ago
Why Beauty Matters (and how it has been destroyed by "usability") A short thread...
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Rob Schneider
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Shhhhh… You are not allowed to think about this
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Doug Rose
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Newsmax
2 days ago
Economists now largely agree that Sens. Joe Manchin of West Virginia and Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona resilient resistance likely saved a country beset by skyrocketing inflation from an even worse fate.
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