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8 months ago
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8 months ago
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54 minutes ago
Police Discover Gruesome Underground Doggo Fighting Ring https://t.co/Hr5Ib7p5RR https://t.co/gGKSgHh7Mo
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Newly Dissolved Metal Band Argue Over Custody of 20-Foot-Tall Animatronic Goat Demon https://t.co/gh8pbD2qZV https://t.co/RsNky46tKx
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2 hours ago
New in the Vinyl Shop: Motorhead - Self-Titled on White Vinyl There are no Motorhead fans that could keep this album clean, so maybe you shouldn't buy it. Prove us wrong, click here: https://t.co/nZZGPAOT7u https://t.co/VBMX8eCPb8
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2 hours ago
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3 hours ago
We Sat Down With a Polyamorous Couple, and Apparently, They Don’t Fuck Just Anybody https://t.co/6p6EG6yMkN https://t.co/uTYVJe525j
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4 hours ago
Used Amp Sold “As Is” Definitely Just Broken https://t.co/MchmZwlMkF https://t.co/qoTCLt66dR
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12 hours ago
Opinion: Could Somebody Please Explain the Difference Between Punk and Emo to Porn Sites? https://t.co/5pDlpqqKmv https://t.co/0JHsNiuZVi
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13 hours ago
Man Wears Beret a Record 90 Seconds in Public Before Getting Self-Conscious, Removing It https://t.co/ruNcQNqBcl https://t.co/qPqUVO9yCV
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15 hours ago
Congress Says “Fuck It,” Lowers Minimum Wage https://t.co/MIZsIPxJ4D https://t.co/LxAO3OzxmS
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16 hours ago
New in the Vinyl Shop: Martin Gore "The Third Chimpanzee" Azure Blue Vinyl "It's like Depeche Mode but without the vocals and a little bit weirder." That is our official review, get yours in the store now. Click here: https://t.co/hgBsOHAuPJ https://t.co/A7xD3RInv8
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16 hours ago
Opinion: Every Band’s Best Album Is the One I Heard First https://t.co/mochAzdd8k https://t.co/br0Tj5pVbc
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17 hours ago
Pop-Punk Diocese Transfers Frontman to New Band https://t.co/nRKYJM21Yl https://t.co/DGwj6NmmJ9
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18 hours ago
Health-Conscious Punk Bikes To Drug Dealer’s House https://t.co/VhbsqLbT4R https://t.co/Ps3oyIHtQb
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19 hours ago
Guy Accepted into DIY Scene After Painting Thumbnail Black https://t.co/vws77JQAwr https://t.co/YeWfanBprf
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The Hard Times
20 hours ago
Now in the Vinyl Shop: Red Fang "Arrows" Neon Yellow w/ Heavy Neon Magenta Splatter LP We have a very small amount of these left in stock, get yours before they are gone. Click here: https://t.co/4oqH05Xgh8 https://t.co/O0Wx95K4QU
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20 hours ago
Bong Embarks on Six Person Tour Starting in Back of Van https://t.co/Cm6SRaQXTf https://t.co/iiCDmeHYfI
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21 hours ago
I Couldn’t Get Harmony Korine for an Interview, so I Asked the 32 Year Old Cashier at Zumiez to Huff Glue and Talk About Movies https://t.co/rbRkBq5WIt https://t.co/aHc78XdudC
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22 hours ago
New in the Vinyl Shop: Quicksand "Interiors" Clear w/Black Smoke Ok, so maybe the orange vinyl version wasn't you style. This black smoke version looks sick as hell. Get yours now, don't miss out. Click here: https://t.co/WmKPdx6IWl https://t.co/dSF6h6rfWT
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