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@PeterDo27802477

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Not a writer. Professional curmudgeon ageing disgracefully.

Joined January 2020
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@haveigotnews
Have I Got News For You
2 days ago
Model train maker Hornby celebrates 28% jump in profits, making it the most successful rail company in Britain.
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@RogerQuimbly
Mr Roger Quimbly
2 days ago
“You just leave your clothes on the beach and start a new life. My lips are sealed.” https://t.co/uZQcpgZYC9
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@PeterDo27802477
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17 days ago
new clickbait: 20 Reasons why Matt #Hancock should have been sacked - more follows this message:
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17 days ago
Can't wait to see #Cummings and #Hancock playfully flinging icing sugar over each other during next year's Celebrity #bakeoff #allforcharidee
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@mrdavidwhitley
David Whitley
17 days ago
"Overall Government strategy was wrong, but Rishi Sunak is a marvellous and thoughtful lover."
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@markthomasinfo
Mark Thomas
17 days ago
If @MattHancock is going to run away every time someone asks an awkward question about his handling of the pandemic I suggest we set up a just giving page sponsor the fucker and make a few quid.
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17 days ago
Jesus wept. Even if that was accidental, it's appalling. https://t.co/Vm03V8aBEC
@realfakepersona
𝔸𝕟 𝔸𝕔𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕝 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟 ℙ𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟
17 days ago
Oh my fucking god, wait for that 35 seconds mark, christ https://t.co/3AuwubPcjo
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@NickMotown
Jason
17 days ago
Don’t know if I’ve mentioned it before, but I’m in a heavy metal band. Or”electronic tag”, as some people insist on calling it.
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@HanJFarrell
Hannah Farrell
17 days ago
God, I love the internet. https://t.co/cjGRQhWm8g
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@henrymance
Henry Mance
17 days ago
i'm guessing that Cummings is now an evening-only invite to the wedding
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@LisaTheAllen
Lisa Allen
a month ago
I’ve seen the #CookieMonster and now I can’t unsee him. https://t.co/25f9CZUe8q
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@JamieHolme
Jamie Holme
29 days ago
This is elite leadership. I thought Mane let himself & the manager down last night but when Klopp puts it like this, it’s very hard to argue against. Liverpool are lucky to have Klopp. https://t.co/5SiyjSIxFf
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@begorabejaysus
fucsake
a month ago
Interviewer: How do you explain the 4 year gap in your CV? Me: that's when I went to Yale. Interviewer: that's very impressive. You're hired. Me: Thanks I really need this Yob
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@JDIrwinbooks
Julie D Irwin
a month ago
Sing around here again, Hucknall, and I'll set the dogs on you. https://t.co/OHDlcHEWrp
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@wildethingy
Wilde Thingy
a month ago
If my letterbox was the size of a pizza, I'd never ever have to actually answer my door.
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@gingertotty
Amelia Clark - Mother of Flagons
4 months ago
It's the week before Valentine's day. I should be campaigning mercilessly for you to all buy my cards for your beloveds (crushes/mates). But I'm knackered. Do me a solid & RT wouldya? God, I am lazy AF! (SOZ!) 😘 https://t.co/Mt1DRDKtiX #inbizhour #womaninbizhour #valentinesday https://t.co/OGvajypN2O
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@PeterDo27802477
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4 months ago
So to further dampen the mood, it’s highly unlikely anybody will be getting penetrated through the ear by an errant dildo on live TV tonight #DeadlineDay
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@DaveKeating
Dave Keating
4 months ago
It's worth pointing out, amid the furore in UK over the Commission threatening to invoke article 16 yesterday on Northern Ireland and then taking it back, that @BorisJohnson made the same threat earlier this month and it got zero UK media attention. https://t.co/a5yusAMIJh
@Haggis_UK
Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺
4 months ago
Boris Johnson(13th January 2021) - "I can confirm that if there are problems that we believe are disproportionate, we will have no hesitation in invoking article 16." #PMQs https://t.co/8U652xcNM9
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@Tucker5law
Malcolm Tucker 🏴‍☠️
4 months ago
If you come for democracy, you’d best not miss. https://t.co/N8WV6nOODU
@MikeScarcella
Mike Scarcella
4 months ago
Rudy Giuliani Sued by Dominion Voting Systems Over False Election Claims https://t.co/8vepeUWfvw LINK to complaint in DC federal court: https://t.co/bR9VggMXEx
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