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Blessed are the Faithful Penguins fans. RTs are not scripture.

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Josh Getzoff
20 hours ago
@PenguinsJesus His holiness, I’m honored we had your ears last night. What are we talking here in the new digs? Marble floors throughout? Golden railings on the spiral staircases? A 66x87’ infinity pool in the back off the side of Mount Washington? Hope the move went well!
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Penguins Jesus
a day ago
That face when you could be at the hotel binging Yellowstone, but @MikeDeFabo is making you want to drive him out to the train station.
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Penguins Jesus
a day ago
All I’m asking for is another goal.
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Penguins Jesus
a day ago
I’m still here. I just moved and I’m fixing the new house and have to listen to @PensJG on audio while I’m fixing things up.
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@Andrew_Havranek
Andrew Havranek
a day ago
@PenguinsJesus Ask and you shall receive
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Penguins Jesus
a day ago
Jake Guentzel thwarts a shutout, puts us back in the game, and takes me one step closer to diabetes (thank you @MShakeFactory) all with one tip of a shot.
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Penguins Jesus
a day ago
All I am asking is for a single goal.
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Penguins Jesus
a day ago
Looking for some cheap #Penguins tix? Each of the next two home games start at $60 or less on @ticket_iq with no fees >>
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Andrew Havranek
2 days ago
@PenguinsJesus Exactly this. We knew what they were coming into this season. Fans just get a false sense of hope when they win and then a “world is ending” mindset when they don’t - even though we knew this is what the team was.
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Penguins Jesus
2 days ago
This team is not going to win a playoff game. There’s also enough playmakers to win them maybe half of the games on the schedule. Nothing has really changed, they’re just a middling team scraping through a season to end somewhere around .500.
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Penguins Jesus
2 days ago
Steelers fans are either writing love letters about how they’ve always supported Ben and he’s their QB no matter what, or begging to have him tarred, feathered and quartered in downtown Pittsburgh and there is no in between.
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Penguins Jesus
2 days ago
It’s going to be one of those days.
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@PensInsideScoop
Pens Inside Scoop
3 days ago
GOAL!!! BIG JEFF CARTER!!! With the extra attacker! The Penguins cut Montreal's lead to 3-2 with 2:37 left to play!
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Penguins Jesus
4 days ago
I haven’t said much lately, and it’s because I’m still in awe of Tristan Jarry.
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StoneColdSid
6 days ago
@PenguinsJesus He can have all the goals... Sid can have all the cups... 😂😂
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Penguins Jesus
6 days ago
Which one would you eliminate from Thanksgiving?
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Penguins Jesus
6 days ago
Makes sense you would have a short memory, being a hockey writer in Toronto and all, but there’s literally no argument for Ovechkin being the better player unless you only look myopically at goals and goals alone.
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Scott Wheeler
6 days ago
The longer Ovechkin stays Ovechkin, the stronger the case will be that it’s him who belongs on Mount Rushmore with 99, 66 and 4, and not Sid. I’ve been thinking about that a lot lately.
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Josh Yohe
6 days ago
Except for: • PPG • Playoff PPG • Head to head PPG • Cups won • Head to head playoff series won • International success • Golden goals • 16 straight years 1.00 ppg or better Not knocking Ovi. All time legend. But Sid is the best player of his era, clearly.
@scottcwheeler
Scott Wheeler
6 days ago
The longer Ovechkin stays Ovechkin, the stronger the case will be that it’s him who belongs on Mount Rushmore with 99, 66 and 4, and not Sid. I’ve been thinking about that a lot lately.
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Bob Pompeani
8 days ago
@PenguinsJesus Me too. He’s a great kid. And showing his mental toughness
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