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@NotGniwerb

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Don't be afraid. Be aware. Mutual understanding above all else. The occasional joke, absurdist comment, or dialogue.

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Joined October 2015
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6 days ago
"The bowel cancer doesn't read the [self-help] book." -Norm MacDonald
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12 hours ago
Instead of following these directions, try typing whatever you fucking feel like to get the message across. If you re-read it, adjust accordingly. I think the first column as system 1 & second system 2. Both have utility.
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18 hours ago
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Nathan Allebach
18 hours ago
without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
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a day ago
the folks who developed cursive were full of shit
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a day ago
Comedy kind of sucks at 2x, but it helps to get a better feel for how important timing is. If you watch Comedy for Drummers at 2x though, I think it might make more sense.
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a day ago
I refuse to talk about Gabby Petito until we have a conversation about every one of these 710 indigenous people who have gone missing in the last 10 years. Why is there so much attention on this one case? That's the real crime, bc there's overwhelming evidence of our sm malaise.
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Eugene Scott
2 days ago
“In the same area that Gabby Petito disappeared, 710 indigenous people— mostly girls—disappeared between the years of 2011 and 2020 but their stories didn’t lead news cycles …”
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a day ago
I'm at that age where the consumption of each subsequent pizza leads to a permanent reduction in the angle I'm able to turn around.
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2 days ago
I might be less sentimental than John Stossel.
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MediaWise
2 days ago
If you're following the #GabbyPetito case, remember to stick to the facts. There are a lot of unconfirmed theories being spread online, so here are a few tips to make sure you don't share false information:
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2 days ago
philosophy is like church, but less boring, more robust, and far more applicable to modern life than bronze-age hearsay.
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3 days ago
I just ate the remainder of a bag of peas that had absorbed nearly every flavor that's made its way past my freezer. Great for burritos. Bad for real life.
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3 days ago
100s of cops combing the forest for current stealth camper and van enthusiast Brian Laundrie can't end well for 'ol Brian. Do I think he's guilty of murdering Gabby Petito? Doesn't matter, because I'm not on the jury.
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3 days ago
I either know the audience, or the exact opposite.
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6 days ago
so unbricking a router is a good way to waste an afternoon.
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6 days ago
Who plays Norm MacDonald in the biopic? I want to see the casting process for the lead.
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6 days ago
Am I a weeb for enjoying Rashomon?
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6 days ago
Must have been easier to be a film student in the 50s. Less to draw from.
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6 days ago
Sounds to me I'm in the wrong industry.
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