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David Mentor

@NiceDavidMentor

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Inventor & lead designer of when your shoes are kind of untied, but still technically tied and you have to estimate whether they'll get you to the nearest chair

Springfield, MO
Joined January 2019
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David Mentor
4 days ago
This Is Just To Say I have devalued the apes that were in the blockchain and which you were probably saving for retirement Forgive me they were hideous so tacky and so dumb
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7 hours ago
The other night my friends and I were all talking about how different our lives before and after BiF are. We could all single out, by memory, provisions that affected us for the better. If Biden only manages to accomplish one thing (seems to be the case). I'm glad it was this.
@POTUS
President Biden
a day ago
Six months ago, I signed the historic Bipartisan Infrastructure Law and we’ve gotten right to work building a better America. We’ve announced over $110 billion in funding for projects in all 50 states to modernize our infrastructure. We’re just getting started, folks.
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Earnie Banks
8 hours ago
Biden is comfortable sending you home tests bc they have a high false negative rates for Omicron and if they do show positive you are not counted in the national estimates. He's found other ways to mute the hospitalization/death numbers by targeting reporting guidelines.
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David Mentor
7 hours ago
Periodic reminder that if the Democratic party was at all serious about climate change, Joe Manchin wouldn't chair the Energy & Resources committee. Never mind that it oversees his own coal mines.
@EnergyDems
SenateEnergyDems
7 hours ago
TODAY: At 10am, Chairman @Sen_JoeManchin & @EnergyDems will convene to examine ways to strengthen the energy & mineral partnership between the U.S. & Canada to address energy security & climate objectives. Be sure to tune in! For more information:
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@rhinosoros
Dwight Rhinosoros
8 hours ago
Am I wrong for thinking that between the longitudinal health effects of Covid and upcoming deaths from climate change that we have seen the high-watermark of average life expectancy for some time?
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David Mentor
8 hours ago
The only good thing about the world they've left for us is that they have to live in it too.
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David Mentor
12 hours ago
I think my barber is grooming me.
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12 hours ago
Hanging out in rhe r/weird new queue, commenting "Weird." to everything.
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David Mentor
17 hours ago
Guys like Elon Musk and Jordan Peterson have one actual political belief: Everyone should have to keep pretending they're smart.
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David Mentor
2 days ago
If you want to know what the Buffalo shooter's manifesto said, it'll be on every episode of Tucker Carlson Tonight.
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3 days ago
ROFL.
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David Mentor
4 days ago
This is self-harm on a national scale.
@medriva
BNO|Medriva Newsroom
4 days ago
BREAKING: U.S. reports more than 100,000 new coronavirus cases for 3rd day in a row
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@JazzerciseDemon
🚩Jazzercise "Arcing a Piss Arc" Beelzebub🚩
4 days ago
yeah, I'm in favor of packing the Court ... with poisonous bees!
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