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Int’l Comedian who Teaches Kids & Companies the power of Speaking Publicly and Powerfully!

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Joined September 2008
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@MonaAburmishan
Mona Aburmishan
3 months ago
Side note: if Jesus was the son of Mary, and Jesus was the son of God… (which we all are btw…) but YO seriously WHO THE FUCK WAS MARY THOUGH!!! We need to spend more time on M! PS shout out to JOSEPH holding it down like a boss-ass StepFather!! #muslimComicUpTooLateMeditating
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@MarshallChinMD
Marshall Chin
3 months ago
#standupcomedy principles to teach @UChiPritzker medical students how to advance #healthequity . @BioMedCentral Medical Education paper with amazing professional standup @MonaAburmishan and @UChicagoMed Mengqi Zhu.
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@MonaAburmishan
Mona Aburmishan
3 months ago
I call “shotgun” on being the messiah. Or should i say i call “dibbs”. Depending on which term resonates in the decade this text is found in some vault :) HAPPY MONDAY 🌻🙏🏽 #thankyouAllah
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@MonaAburmishan
Mona Aburmishan
3 months ago
Y’all leave @kanyewest be…in the spiritual community they know severe trauma or massive car accidents turn on all our psychic abilities - member that car accident back in the day. The jaw shows HIs superpowers have been on for a minute! #messenger in plain sight
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@purpose_money
The Purpose of Money
3 months ago
Is it just me or does @SouthwestAir send their staff to comedy school during training? They’re funny even at 6 am.
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Mona Aburmishan
3 months ago
I wanna help mayor @chicagosmayor LightFoot during the evening shift - maybe they could call me “Heavy Hand - the 3rd shift Mayor of Chicago”. Where i drive around looking for great late night food, fun or chill at gas stations with an open mic and a speaker making Chi-Smile!
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Mona Aburmishan
6 months ago
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@Twinningmama4
Still Resisting 👊🇺🇸
6 months ago
@briantylercohen Does anyone actually care about the use of “bad words” anymore? It’s 2021! How is he supposed to react given what he’s trying to overcome? Besides, studies show that vulgarity is a sign of intelligence. I’d be willing to bet, however, that he never said, “Grab ‘em by the p***y”!
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Mona Aburmishan
11 months ago
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Mona Aburmishan
11 months ago
Super excited to be part of the Public Narrative Workshop with @ElHibriFdn this week!!!
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@DalaiLama
Dalai Lama
11 months ago
Entering into dialogue and talking things through is the only proper way of restraining people intent on perpetuating violent conflict. It is important to make clear that in the 21st century old ways of thinking, such as dependence on the use of force, are no longer appropriate.
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Dalai Lama
a year ago
As we teach children to observe physical hygiene for its health benefits, we need to teach them to cultivate emotional hygiene — to tackle destructive emotions and find peace of mind.
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@Boii_McCoy
Shams🌹Tabrïz
a year ago
I’m not chasing money, I’m just fulfilling my soul mission and the universe is making sure I never struggle again.
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@MonaAburmishan
Mona Aburmishan
a year ago
Then you’ll wanna convert to Islam. It’s all we do :)))
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Dr. Tarek Elgawhary
a year ago
“I don’t want realism. I want magic.” Tennessee Williams
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