Tim Sniffen
@MisterSniffen
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I think I just got it:
The thoughts are for where to throw blame.
The prayers are for this to go away soon.
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Gotta love stumbling into a gargantuan thread, like:
But you can't steal someone's octopus without consequences. A year later, that same woman from my saturday writing group was at my front door. 41/117
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[stands at desk, applauds]
@KandissTaylor
Ma’am it was my understanding that Georgia had solved its devil problems with a fiddling contest.
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"OKAY YOSSARIAN NEVER DOES FLY ENOUGH MISSIONS, HARD TO PREDICT, ALSO BOLD CHOICE FOR A 3 YR OLD"
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"OF COURSE THE ENGINE GETS THEM OVER THE INCLINE, OTHERWISE HOW WOULD WE BE HEARING ABOUT IT"
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"THE RABBIT EVENTUALLY SAYS GOODNIGHT TO EVERYTHING, HOLY HELL PEOPLE IT'S JUST A LIST"
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Are we still using "romp"?
#RescueRangers
is a romp, as everyone is saying. A million "I can't believe they're doing this" throwaway moments. Treat yourself!
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[losing patience with neighbors reading to their toddler too slowly] "IT'S GROVER, GROVER IS THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THE BOOK JESUS COULD THEY TELEGRAPH IT ANY HARDER"
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Normally not a fan of music or laughter or friendship, but when
@OffBookPod
asks, you don't refuse. Come visit The Village! [not that one.]
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[Just watched one partner make minor "corrections" to each item their partner ordered—what an exciting journey lies before them!]
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The mandatory first session of my marriage counseling practice will be watching the two of you ordering together at a restaurant.
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Still getting flak for starting my wedding vows with YOU WHO WOULD PROVOKE ME, BE SO WARNED:
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Thinking of all the children about to be born in a tornado of warring political agendas and how they'll have to sit through four more Avatar sequels
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