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@MatthewHokie

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@MatthewHokie
Matt Allen
20 hours ago
I never really understood the draw of Rogan. I like that he interviews all types and will listen, but it's just not that interesting. Didn't have a dog in the fight until I saw Joe Rogaine trending. Now I'm definitely on his side because that shit is so incredibly unfunny.
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@dollarsanddata
Nick Maggiulli
a day ago
Did a hedge fund write this?
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@OsitaNwanevu
Osita Nwanevu
a day ago
My biggest fear with NFTs is that they'll collapse in a gradual, boring way rather than in a rapid, funny way.
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Matt Allen
a day ago
Remember, the higher the futures go this morning, the further they have to fall to get to where the markets will end today.
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Matt Allen
a day ago
This is like when your grandma's church group put out a Harlem Shake video. Even the US Postal Service beat you to the punch.
@Lamborghini
Lamborghini
a day ago
This is our first NFT set, called Space Time Memory. Five photos of an Aventador LP 780-4 Ultimae flying above the Earth in five different moments. Each of them has an incredible amount of details and more than 600 Million pixels. A true digital masterpiece. #Lamborghini
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Donald Stevenson
2 days ago
@apmassaro3 Cut off Russia’s supply of Adidas track suits.
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a day ago
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@patrickwintour
Patrick Wintour
2 days ago
Defense Minister Christine Lambrecht announced that Germany will supply Ukraine with 5,000 military protective helmets.
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@MattOswaltVA
Matt Oswalt
2 days ago
"SOME FUCKING PIG"
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@MatthewHokie
Matt Allen
2 days ago
Rally will forever be the best racing. Others need not apply.
@voiceofrally
Colin Clark
3 days ago
Nearly 50yrs old, hasn’t driven a rally car regularly for years and he can still do this. Never mind the greatest rally driver of all time, Le Maestro is staking his claim as the the greatest driver of all time! @SebastienLoeb 🎥 @RallyVideo83
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@ErrataRob
Robᵉʳᵗ Graham
3 days ago
The "Wordle" webpage runs completely on the client-side in JavaScript. You can just hit F12 and read the source and see all the correct answers.
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3 days ago
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@Acyn
Acyn
4 days ago
Tucker: Why is it disloyal to side with Russia but loyal to side with Ukraine?
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Matt Allen
3 days ago
Would it be alright with everyone if, like, the stock markets just didn't open today?
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@DAlperovitch
Dmitri Alperovitch
3 days ago
Invention of invasion pretext in progress
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@RampCapitalLLC
Bear Market Ramp Capital
4 days ago
When the major indices rally 5% off the intraday lows but all of your stocks are still down 2-3% on the day
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