I had a FACE MASSAGE! Not a facial where they lash products on, wipe them off, lash MORE on then try to flog you a clatter of ruinously expensive products.
This was a LITERAL massage of my face which took no prisoners. I am HIGH from it. I wanted to sing all the way home
@MarianKeyes
Please can we have more. You bring so much fun to Twitter. I ache for one of your make up reviews. Facial massage! This is a new departure.