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@MargotMallis

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chaos muppet • writer of rowdy fantasy • amateur vampire scientist • ghost/ice type Pokémon • (any/all) 🏳️‍🌈 • avatar by @AnthonyLaFauci

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Joined July 2020
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@madgunhart
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23 hours ago
In honor of Dolly Parton’s birthday, let yourself glimmer & shine. Have big hair & an even bigger heart, sharp nail…
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Margot Mallis
22 hours ago
If the abyss is staring back at you, maybe it's just tryna hit it idk
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22 hours ago
Never judge a book by its cover. Judge it by whether it would impress the cool queer girls working in the bookstore
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Margot Mallis
23 hours ago
I would read this romance novel
@thepaulasuzanne
(C)attorney At Law
a day ago
Accidentally ordered satan sheets instead of satin sheets and now the devil just lies on top of me like a heated we…
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@Heatinblack
Heatherhere 😷
a day ago
Why is it called drinking at work and not ‘shots; fired’
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Margot Mallis
2 days ago
Sometime in the near future, I have to find a reason to do a video. Most of y’all haven’t even heard how adorable my accent is
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3 days ago
It’s snowing, and I have no excuse not to write, so here I go I guess
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@madgunhart
Madeleine Gunhart
5 days ago
The only NFT’s I’m interested in are Noodles From TheOliveGarden
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5 days ago
Me: the cat smells like nilla wafers 👁👃🏻👁 🐱 Partner: *leaves the room*
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@dawnblog
dawn
7 days ago
I love when witches make that big soup
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@hellolanemoore
Lane Moore👉NYC 1/22, 2/5 Baltimore
7 days ago
yeah I've got some NFTs, nonstop fucking traumas
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Margot Mallis
6 days ago
I love when British people say “innit?” If you’re a Brit who says innit, you make me chuffed
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6 days ago
My weekend plans got cancelled because of snow, so who wants to have a lil' writing marathon with me this weekend?
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Margot Mallis
6 days ago
If education is a livelong process, then I'm a 28th grader
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Margot Mallis
7 days ago
"i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" oh yeah? well I'm a mouse, duh
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@candyflippin
snacky
7 days ago
if there's two things I'm bad at, it's math
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@adamgreattweet
Adam
7 days ago
“want to go on a hike?” why did i do something wrong?
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8 days ago
Idea for the worst horror/romance book ever written: You Should See Me in a Clown
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@AnthonyLaFauci
Anthony Has Issues
9 days ago
The cat version and human version of Thackery Binx are played by different actors.
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