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elden joe
5 years ago
Wow, a club just for me and the people who follow me on this website :)
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Gretchen Felker-Martin
3 hours ago
I'm going to tell you something I wish I'd been told as a new writer. There's so much secrecy around it, and I think it's part of why it's so hard to succeed in the field. If you write your book wrong, the book police will break into your house and execute you.
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elden joe
7 hours ago
that elvis movie looks truly and uniquely awful, huh
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elden joe
7 hours ago
willing to bet this quarter is setting all kinds of records, playoff and otherwise
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elden joe
7 hours ago
really needed a good basketball game to unwind from today and yet the eastern conference finals have given me an 18-1 start for boston. the sports gods are vengeful today.
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Nathaniel St. Clair
14 hours ago
Utah hunting guide Wade Lemon faces 5 years in prison for the death of a bear killed during a guided hunt. But Lemon didn’t pull the trigger — Donald Trump Jr. did. Lemon used a pile of grain, oil and pastries to lure a bear that Trump Jr. then killed.
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derek
14 hours ago
Monday Morning Inspiration * Bill Gates failed out of middle school * Einstein didn't know how to tip * Steve Jobs was beaten by "chavs" every day * Elon Musk didn't get laid until he was 47 * Dr.Oz killed every patient he ever had * Stephen Hawking never ate McDonalds
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elden joe
13 hours ago
man, good for him, but I can't imagine anyone else calling florida football or basketball. saluting a legend.
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Florida Gators
4 days ago
After 33 years of being the voice of the Gators, Mick Hubert is signing off. Thank you for your dedication to telling the Gators story, OH MY you will be missed🎙 #GoGators
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Jeet Heer
15 hours ago
1. Theory there is a large body of GOP voters who will jump ship if they present a sufficiently centrist face against Trump has been tried repeatedly: in 2016 it yielded a narrow Trump electoral college victory, in 2020 an even narrower Trump electoral college loss.
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Jay Willis
17 hours ago
Here is Clarence Thomas, writing for 6 of 9 Supreme Court justices, explaining that the prospect of a federal court hearing evidence that a person on death row might be actually innocent is an "affront to the State" and its sacred right to kill people
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elden joe
14 hours ago
just had lunch with the new svp of my division... ordered something called the "burrito loco" as a power play to intimidate him... should be getting a promotion any day now
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Alec Karakatsanis
18 hours ago
If I had to pick one thing journalists miss in police reporting, it's that cops have tried to surveil, infiltrate, and violently crush every major social, economic, labor, environmental, and racial justice movement since 1900. It's what they spent their budgets on in every city.
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elden joe
17 hours ago
never don't retweet when you see the goat
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Stephen A Smith
6 years ago
TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
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elden joe
18 hours ago
extremely graphic and disturbing video if you click and scroll up. cops tase a guy while he's on the ground, covered in gasoline, causing his clothes to catch fire - because he kinda looked like another guy. this happened a couple miles from my house
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Billy Corben
a day ago
The sheriff says he fled after allegedly being part of a group of motorcyclists driving recklessly and pointing a gun at other drivers. In re: claims that he was not the biker they were originally pursuing, the sheriff says, "well he matched the description." No gun was found.
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