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The Myth of Jizyphus
a year ago
fuck it, might as well pin my music taste to my profile. surely im old enough now that it'll probably never change again, right?
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The Myth of Jizyphus
a year ago
@RayveReviewsYT • Father John Misty • Peach Pit • AJJ • Phoebe Bridgers • Lorde • Orville Peck • Amy Winehouse • Bright Eyes • Thundercat
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@ShockedAtShit
Being shocked at things that came a long time ago
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THEY SHOT FRANZ FERDINAND 😲
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@BrandyLJensen
Brandy Jensen
5 days ago
a real shame that 6 am is such a perfect time to wake up but 10 pm is a very stupid time to go to bed
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@drilbot_neo
wintbot_neo
6 days ago
reject god and become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. Become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god.
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@switch1e_swoof
switchie
6 days ago
I’m a sexist. I strongly believe in sex
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@KatrinaNation
Katrina vandenHeuvel
7 days ago
My father some ten years ago….. file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/43/03/2CB569A2-2E73-47D6-A448-1F3BC8854B7E/MOV_1380.mov
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@Eve6
occupy alternative rock
7 days ago
is there a singer who’s been more influential than john mayer?
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@hausofdecline
Haus of Decline
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@DrPhil
Dr. Phil
2 years ago
BIG KNIFE! SMALL WIFE!
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@Ruby_Stevens
Jessica Ritchey
9 days ago
"He's some weirdo professor from fuckin' Canada. His thing is cryin' that a piece of ass in a magazine is why we ain't gladiators in Ancient Rome anymore or some shit. Weird dude, think his brains got scrambled when his kid fed him only T bones for like eight months straight."
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@Eve6
occupy alternative rock
10 days ago
people tryna tell me some guy called neil young is a “big artist” i just looked him up and he isn’t even on spotify
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@BonnieElephant
Bonnie!
12 days ago
I am going to have SEX tonight!
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@LUrbaniste
Tristan Cleveland
14 days ago
Slovakian sees a video about American suburbs and posts questions to Reddit. The level of bafflement is hilarious and appropriate.
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