Lizz Adams
@Lizz
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writer/ actress/ milf (she/her) funny on twitter / nerdy on twitch / hot on ig /
Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2009
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for a small fee i will show up pregnant at your ex’s wedding and yell STOP THE WEDDING
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which doesn’t mean it’s all easy all the time, but i really am enjoying this journey, and i feel like that’s not a sentiment that is expressed enough.
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y’all. i feel like so much of media makes parenting seem soul sucking and thankless, but i really love being a mom. like, it’s so fun and cool and i have this tiny adorable buddy who is obsessed with me and thinks i’m hilarious.
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elijah wood is an ally!
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if any parents have been looking for baby formula there are a few packs at the los feliz albertsons in LA i was just at! enfamil neuropro and gentle ease and a few others!
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Lizz Adams Retweeted
Los Angeles folks: I believe that we all need to be a LOT more worried about Rick Caruso's candidacy. We're on the verge of allowing a Trumpian, anti-abortion billionaire to buy our city government. And he can do it this June, in the primary, if we don't stop him. Thread:
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It's not common knowledge, but if a single candidate gets more than 50% of the vote in the primary this June, they skip the general election and win the office outright. I think that Caruso is gunning to win this way, and I think he has a chance of making it happen.
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Today I had to explain to a grown man (aged 52) that women do not have a continuous supply of milk. He thought it was something that happened in puberty, that women get a period and milk at the same time. He thought that.
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this baby formula shortage has me high key freaking out- what do i do if i can’t get more?!
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