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Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2009
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@KellerKnoblock
šŸ§„keller knoblockšŸ§„
4 years ago
When is Netflix gonna let me put Cheers on shuffle
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@pattymo
Patrick Monahan
a day ago
Time for a little hang with the boys
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@SarahSquirm
SARAH SQUIRM
a day ago
my question about NFT apesā€¦ have people never seen anything before?
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@PplsCityCouncil
People's City Council - Los Angeles
4 days ago
Weird! Who could have predicted this? Union Pacific laid off 5k employees, cashed out their share holders with record profits, and blamed the ā€œrise in crimeā€ on DA Gasconā€™s criminal justice reforms. You mean to say that a corporation was lying in the media? šŸ˜®šŸ˜®šŸ˜®
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@BirdRespecter
Gary Onion (Official)
11 days ago
Yeh you could say I'm a gamer
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@Kristen_Arnett
Kristen Arnett
11 days ago
mikeā€™s hard days night
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@skatie420
katie
14 days ago
no iā€™m not gonna play fucking Wordle. my date is about to show up any minute and my head is still stuck in the banister
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@KellerKnoblock
šŸ§„keller knoblockšŸ§„
14 days ago
FALL OFF A ROOF
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
14 days ago
Tim Allen to Star in, Produce ā€˜Santa Clauseā€™ Series at Disney+
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@BrotiGupta
broti gupta
27 days ago
yeah I bet they'd look at cars and be like "WHAT ARE THESE GIANT METAL MONSTERS"
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@digitalurn
Albert Jaragua Corado
a month ago
@nithyavraman Hey Nithya, this is Albert. Mely's brother. I canvassed for you a ton and you spoke at the first March for Mely. I need you to be harder on cops. A tweet isn't going to cut it. If you care about Mely and Valentina, you've got to stop helping fund cops.
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@Hectorisfunny
Hector Navarro
a month ago
TSA making me feel real old when they flagged my backpack because Iā€™m carrying blu-rays inside. ā€œOh wow, we havenā€™t seen these in a long time.ā€ Other guy walks up: ā€œis it donuts?ā€ COME ON, GUYS.
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@joshgondelman
Josh Gondelman
a month ago
Oh so it's fine to ask new friends "what's your sign?" to figure out what they're like, but it's weird to ask them "what are your parents' worst personality traits." LESSON LEARNED.
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@KellerKnoblock
šŸ§„keller knoblockšŸ§„
a month ago
Italian Bistro
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šŸ§„keller knoblockšŸ§„
a month ago
ā€œSoā€¦ whatā€™s your favorite color cow?ā€ My mom, just now, 2 hours in to a 24 hour road trip.
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