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Writer/Actor/Comedian. U.K. Agent Vivienne Clore

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@PaulbernalUK
Prof Paul Bernal
12 hours ago
When you’re as embedded in the establishment as Neil, no bridges are ever really burned.
@Jake_Kanter
Jake Kanter
14 hours ago
Exclusive: BBC director-general Tim Davie has met with Andrew Neil for talks that could clear a path for his return. No job offers made, but bridges built after Neil left under a cloud last year.
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@KatyFBrand
Katy Brand
6 hours ago
Sunday night 9pm hour long one on one political interview show a bit like Morgan’s Life Stories but with ex-political heavyweights. That is my guess.
@Jake_Kanter
Jake Kanter
14 hours ago
Exclusive: BBC director-general Tim Davie has met with Andrew Neil for talks that could clear a path for his return. No job offers made, but bridges built after Neil left under a cloud last year.
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Katy Brand Retweeted
@Jake_Kanter
Jake Kanter
14 hours ago
Exclusive: BBC director-general Tim Davie has met with Andrew Neil for talks that could clear a path for his return. No job offers made, but bridges built after Neil left under a cloud last year.
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@KatyFBrand
Katy Brand
2 days ago
In my career around a dozen men have discreetly confided in me that they were the one that ‘made it happen for me.’
@imjamesbarr
James Barr
2 days ago
'Himventing' when a man sees something and says he invented or came up with the idea first 🙄
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@NesrineMalik
Nesrine Malik
2 days ago
Honestly people in other countries I have tried to explain this to just don't understand that the mask is a controversial, political thing in the UK. They literally don't get it. It's like saying traffic signals are controversial.
@Kate_M_Proctor
Kate Proctor
2 days ago
Shadow Commons leader @ThangamMP asking about MPs wearing masks in the chamber, we need to set the best example to the public". Jacob Rees Mogg says at the recent 'socialist conference' their faces were 'naked'. 'Masks are worn more by socialists when TV cameras are around.'
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@KatyFBrand
Katy Brand
2 days ago
Loved this - Hidden Lessons by @thequeenmehreen - full of insight, wit, wisdom and warmth. A fascinating guide to what teaching is really like 👇💫
@thequeenmehreen
Mehreen Baig
4 days ago
My story from when I was 21 and first entered the classroom to when I left as a 30 year old woman. All the lessons I learnt as a teacher. Order your copy now and please do leave an Amazon review!
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@CircleSquareTV
Circle Square
2 days ago
You can now watch Circle Square's "The Outfit" on catch-up at: Here's a clip featuring @Shashhira @CatherineBohart @KatyFBrand and @Duaa_A_Karim 🔵🟥💕
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@KatyFBrand
Katy Brand
2 days ago
The more I watch and work, the more I understand that the most compelling force for humanity is 'story'. We need a story to make sense of everything. Religion was a good story, and it did the job for a while. But in a secular world, the politicians who can tell a good story rule.
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@KatyFBrand
Katy Brand
2 days ago
If you are constantly told that you need to suffer now to get to some vague future paradise, that's not politics it's religion.
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@CatherineBohart
Catherine Bohart
3 days ago
I’m a cartoon! I play Irish keyboard Dubs on @CircleSquareTV and she has a girlfriend called Keys played by @KatyFBrand I can’t imagine what my life would have been like if I’d had gay cartoons but I’m sure glad kids have them now!
@CircleSquareTV
Circle Square
3 days ago
In tomorrow's episode - The Outfit, Tommy decides to try a new persona and we also meet Keys' girlfriend Dub! ⁠ ⁠ Head over to Milkshake at 8:35 to join in the fun☀️⁠ ⁠ @KatyFBrand @CatherineBohart @Shashhira #CircleSquare
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@CircleSquareTV
Circle Square
3 days ago
In tomorrow's episode - The Outfit, Tommy decides to try a new persona and we also meet Keys' girlfriend Dub! ⁠ ⁠ Head over to Milkshake at 8:35 to join in the fun☀️⁠ ⁠ @KatyFBrand @CatherineBohart @Shashhira #CircleSquare
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@KatyFBrand
Katy Brand
3 days ago
Ha ha - exactly! Sometimes people say to me, 'why don't you go into politics?' and I think, 'are you fucking crazy? I would be AWFUL. I have only just got on top my own admin.' Don't vote for me.
@prodigalbum
Capt Walrus
3 days ago
@KatyFBrand @EmmaKennedy I remember folk voting for George W Bush because he was “just like me”. Why the fuck would I want a leader who was just like me? I can’t even lead myself!
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@well_thisis_fun
Sophie
3 days ago
@KatyFBrand I’d rather go on holiday with Starmer. He’d take the bins out and make sure there was enough bottled water. Johnson would trash the joint and piss in your bed for a laugh
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@bpfbpf2
Bea Passionate, Apathy is Overrated 🌈🌍🐻🌈🌠
3 days ago
@KatyFBrand People have screwed up priorities these days. ‘Entertaining’ is ok when you can buy a ticket for an evening, knowing the world outside is being run by adults. You hire a clown to make you smile with their chaos, you don’t hire them to organise the party using the same skills.
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@KatyFBrand
Katy Brand
3 days ago
I’ve seen people say they don’t find Starmer as ‘entertaining’ as Johnson. How do you fight that? Should you have to? You’d rather ‘go on holiday’ with Johnson? So what? And ps I’ve been on holiday with people like Johnson and by day 3 it’s an absolute fucking nightmare.
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@KatyFBrand
Katy Brand
3 days ago
Shout me down, I know, but honestly I don’t think Labour are being so terribly useless. They make clear grown up statements, they also say punchy more tabloidy stuff. But what can you do when a nation elects a one-act stand up comedian as PM? Everyone likes a laugh, don’t they…
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