Barack Obama has a Grammy, an Emmy, a Nobel Prize, 2 terms as President and a Twitter account. Donald Trump has 2 impeachments.

Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.

Yeah. This is Fucking great. https://t.co/ZK3nUNOVC6

Yesterday, 8 people were murdered in approximately 90 seconds. It takes longer to brush your teeth. Longer to wash a dish. Longer to change your pants. 90 seconds. 90. Seconds. 8 humans were mowed down. By one “man” with a gun. And today, they post this. So F this and F the NRA. https://t.co/UhUPqoa7RI

Ex-Trump campaign official is exposed threatening his ex-girlfriend over her miscarriage https://t.co/fX0c7ZIiW3

Wait- Twitter was down?!? Well, this is awkward. 👀

the Arnold Palmer https://t.co/g1K4Rodgv6

69/ and so, in summary, that’s when I realized that I had some truly unique & often burdensome superpowers. I’m trying really hard to only use them for good, but as I’ve explained, the temptation to repeat the sins of my past is difficult to squelch. Thank you for supporting me.

Oath Keeper founder Jon Schaffer just pled out to rat on his comrades. Well, so much for that oath. First of many to come.

.@Sen_JoeManchin, I have called on you to gun violence with me. I have called on you to push the Senate to do anything required to pass the bare minimum of background checks. I have offered to meet you anywhere. In light of this latest shooting, please meet with me. ENOUGH!!!

It's pretty wild that Bill Barr successfully spun & buried the Mueller report/Russia investigation so much that everyone has just sort of shrugged and moved on even though we now know with certainty that Trump's campaign fed internal strategy memos and polling to a Russian agent.

Jason Miller is trending. So I guess this is as good a time as any to mention that the deadbeat “dad”, serial philandering, Trump toadying, professional scumbag who slipped an abortion pill into a smoothie, blocked me for saying that his face resembled a partially shaved scrotum. https://t.co/JAg8b7gUyH

Adam Toledo was running from the police, perhaps because he had a gun. When he stopped, the officer told him to turn around and raise his hands, which is EXACTLY what he did. Yet he was shot and killed anyway. The gun is no justification for shooting someone following orders.

If your country looks like this, you don’t need to worry about the J&J blood clots https://t.co/0Z2Veok7Og

The January 6th insurrection was 100 Days ago. Never Forget it. Hold the Former Guy and his seditious co-conspirators in Congress and elsewhere accountable.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again (and again)... I love Jen Psaki. https://t.co/30e3fteY2a

A much needed happy distraction. https://t.co/rkWTLOntpZ

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert are the lone votes against the National Marrow Donor Program. No word yet on when they will be springing the Joker out of Arkham to poison Gotham’s water supply.

Well, I mean it is...just not intentionally. https://t.co/GHPSIbUwNn