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Feminist author & columnist. Come hang out with me at

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Jessica Valenti
3 days ago
Some men were *super* pissed that Hooters waitresses opposed their new uniforms. Here's why
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Jessica Valenti
6 hours ago
Whew.
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Jessica Valenti
7 hours ago
oh i'm gonna be insufferable with this one
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Jessica Valenti
18 hours ago
Yeah I’m gonna need that Shiv “unsubscribe” moment as a gif
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Jessica Valenti
2 days ago
Sometimes I wake up and miss Canal Jeans. If you know you know
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@JessicaValenti
Jessica Valenti
3 days ago
I'm watching Love is Blind: Brazil and all these weeping men have stolen my heart
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Jessica Valenti
3 days ago
Sexists don’t want to be reminded that women aren’t working at Hooters because they like wing-stained drunks leering at them, but because it’s a job.
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Jessica Valenti
3 days ago
Just don't remind them
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Jessica Valenti
4 days ago
Like sorry, if you've ever taken vitamins or gone to the doctor maybe you *do* in fact realize that there are things you can do to live longer??
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Jessica Valenti
4 days ago
"Christians believe that life and death belong entirely to God...There is nothing we can do to make our days on earth one second longer or shorter" Ok then, stop eating and drinking and get back to me in a few weeks
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Jessica Valenti
4 days ago
I'm old enough that I'm not super concerned with pregnancy, but I still have Plan B stocked in my cabinet in case a friends needs them. Why not do the same with medication abortion?
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Jessica Valenti
4 days ago
The day your kid takes a shower by themselves or makes themselves breakfast is the day your freedom begins
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Jessica Valenti
4 days ago
I know a lot of parents mourn their children getting older but man, I *love* having a pre-teen. They're still cute and fun but also can feed themselves??
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Melissa Harris-Perry
7 days ago
Really big news to share. Thrilled to announce that I am now the permanent host and managing editor of @TheTakeaway! Tune in on your local public radio station, follow us @TheTakeaway and SUBSCRIBE to the podcast. Let’s go ahead and do this y’all.
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Jessica Valenti
7 days ago
Josh met Noodle and I've never been so jealous
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Josh Gondelman
7 days ago
A sentence I have recently said (several times) about a dog is: "I met him once before he was famous."
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Jessica Valenti
7 days ago
It may be Monday but it's also a bones day, so rejoice
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