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Mammoth: [slides $20 across the table] I need you to take out the dinosaurs. God: [pockets money] how do you want…
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God: you’re a pelican. Pelican: what does that mean? God: you’re a waterbird. Pelican: yay! God: you catch fish…
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God: you're a flamingo. Flamingo: what does that mean? God: you stand on one leg. Flamingo: like a pirate? God:…
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God: i’ve put together a team of baby animals. Puppy: why? God: the humans will see you and feel better. Puppy:…
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Angel: ok but I heard the fellas talking around the water cooler you have aliens planned for 2022. God: yeah no I…
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Angel: hey God don’t you think the humans have had enough? God: I didn’t do anything. Angel: yeah ok. God: they…
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God: you spit. Llama: why do I spit? God: you spit cause you’re mad. Llama: why am I mad? God: everyone thinks…
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God: you're a donkey. Donkey: what does that mean? God: well good news and bad. Donkey: ok. God: you'll be in B…
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If you like Penguins and our wholesome jokes please check out our two books God Creates Penguins and God Creates a…
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God: you’re a bird. Penguin: does that mean I have to fly? God: yes. Penguin: b-but i'm scared of heights : ( G…
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Fish: uh God, I think you might be obsessed with Fish. God: why? Fish: you’ve made like 32,000 different species…
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God: you’re a partridge. Partridge: what does that mean? God: you uh really love pear trees. Partridge: God: P…
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God: you’re the Grinch. Grinch: what does that mean? God: you’re have green fur. Grinch: oh. God: your heart is…
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God: you’re mythical creatures. Unicorn: Dragon: Pegasus: God: you’re awesome the humans are gonna love you. U…
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God: you're a Corgi. Corgi: cool but my legs. God: what's wrong with your legs? Corgi: they're too short, I look…
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God: you’re a giraffe. Giraffe: why is my neck so long? God: it’s the only way you could reach the top of the tre…
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Turtle: hey God I wanna thank you! God: for what? Turtle: for making me a best friend! God: I-I did? Turtle: Wh…
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God: you’re a deer. Deer: what does that mean? God: you are really super fast. Deer: oh heck yes! God: so when…
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