Future Chris Harrison Profile
Future Chris Harrison

@FutureHarrison

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Chris Harrison from the future. My world is in ruins because too many Bachelor(ette) contestants weren't in it for the right reasons. I'm here to save humanity.

Joined July 2019
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@FutureHarrison
Future Chris Harrison
4 months ago
@bachnation Cloning technology is still in its infancy. I will keep trying.
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@NotFakeOnion
The Onion
6 days ago
we give up
@RawStory
Raw Story
8 days ago
Paul Gosar says he will arm wrestle Matt Gaetz to decide who gets Kyle Rittenhouse as an intern
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@sarahsolfails
Sarah Solomon
6 days ago
Emotionally this is where I’m at
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@PulpLibrarian
Pulp Librarian
13 days ago
Nine inch snails.
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@pareenasumbli
🧚🏽‍♀️ 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔞.𝔢𝔱𝔥 🧚🏽‍♀️
7 days ago
rest in peace princess diana, i know you would have loved pete davidson
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@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
16 days ago
BREAKING: Judge In Kyle Rittenhouse Case Reveals He Has Adopted Kyle Rittenhouse, Declares Mistrial ‘Because He’s My Son’
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@FutureHarrison
Future Chris Harrison
16 days ago
"How about a big round of applause for this poor defendant's next witness? Come on, give it up, everybody!"
@NickAtNews
Nicholas Bogel-Burroughs
16 days ago
At the Kyle Rittenhouse trial this morning, the judge asked, given that it's Veterans Day, if there were any veterans in the room. The only one appeared to be Rittenhouse's next witness, a use of force expert. So the judge asked everyone in the court to applaud for veterans.
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@SenatorBigBird
Big Bird for Senate (Parody)
20 days ago
Unlike Ted Cruz, I won’t fly away to Cancun when Texas is in trouble.
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@walterowensgrpa
Walter(Owen's Grandp
21 days ago
I see I will have to boycott big Bird’s now Will also boycott the “small” one’s just-in-case
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@ellievhall
Ellie Hall
22 days ago
This belongs in the Louvre
@ClaraJeffery
Clara Jeffery
23 days ago
🔥💀
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Future Chris Harrison
24 days ago
Hmm.
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@ElieNYC
Elie Mystal
26 days ago
I do think that one upshot of live audio oral arguments is that normal people (like my mom just sitting her listening to these arguments) can see JUST HOW MUCH male justices interrupt women lawyers AND the other women justices.
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@PaulaMcGrath_
Paula McGrath
28 days ago
Just found out that one of my twins has the other listed in his phone contacts as Spare Parts
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@PatMcAfeeShow
Pat McAfee
a month ago
Legend.
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@Wendys
Wendy’s
a month ago
Changing name to Meat
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@ZachKleinWSB
Zach Klein
a month ago
Name that tune with @AlisonWSB … World Series style… 🤦🏻‍♂️❤️
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@theyearofelan
elan gale
a month ago
Hey y’all. Quick reminder that tomorrow is my birthday, and as such, I will once again be matching all donations up to $10,000 to help the wonderful people at @NDSolutions continue their work battling the scourge of domestic violence
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@madmenpics
mad men pics
a month ago
“The Summer Man” (Season 4, Episode 8)
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@FutureHarrison
Future Chris Harrison
a month ago
I'm happy for me.
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