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@Flynah

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Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin.

Joined February 2009
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@ceejoyner
ceej
7 years ago
Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent's face there is no known comeback.
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@Muna_Mire
Muna
9 months ago
You know what’s been living in my head rent free all day? This cartoon 😭 https://t.co/518Xow4oxw
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@jimantle
Jim Antle
a year ago
Was there ever a TV show with a more totalitarian theme song than Charles In Charge?
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@murrman5
brent
6 years ago
"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
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@murrman5
brent
6 years ago
I DOUBT IT WILL BREAK THE MACHINE "I'm getting the manager" yeah go do that [manager comes out] you the guy asking about a big mac mcflurry?
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@dril
wint
3 years ago
DUMBASS: SHut the fuck up THE WISE MAN: No you shut the fuck up
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@JonnyAuping
Jonny Auping
a year ago
I took an edible on a plane once and when the passenger next to me quietly said “shoot” to herself I leaned in and asked “what?” Not having invited a conversation, she said “oh, I forgot my charger.” I looked her in the eye and said “holy shit” https://t.co/z4uZRFGhaI
@WindhorstESPN
Brian Windhorst
a year ago
Dion Waiters had a panic attack on Heat team flight after taking an edible sources tell @wojespn and me: https://t.co/rfMHsNsnVa
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@Flynah
Ian
a year ago
What a filmography - Rebel Without a Cause - East of Eden - Giant - 12 Fast 12 Furious: Hobbs vs. Shaw vs. Ecks vs. Sever II https://t.co/NAv9FgcdDm
@mattsinger
Matt Singer
a year ago
James Dean, who has been dead for more than 60 years, has been cast in a new movie. https://t.co/MrIk73tbqX
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@SofiaParedes79
Sofia Paredes
a year ago
When I'm bored I go around putting these stickers on paper towel dispensers https://t.co/WUwHDPm1nS
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@JimJarmuschHair
andrew woods
a year ago
TOP 50 MOVIES OF THE DECADE 1. MACGRUBER 2. (who gives a shit)
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@jeremysmiles
Jeremy Kaplowitz
a year ago
I did stand-up last night as "1990s Jerry Seinfeld Doing Bits About His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend" https://t.co/hFKr7ie6JP
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@Flynah
Ian
a year ago
Female lobsters be shoppin’ https://t.co/Wq6S590sSz
@foodandwine
Food & Wine
a year ago
How to tell the difference between male and female lobsters: https://t.co/dCdVyF2dCM
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@murrman5
brent
a year ago
[friend reading the menu] everything on here sounds delicious [me two days into a gym membership] I wish it said how much protein is in everything
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@woodmuffin
Covid Dapperfield
a year ago
I love getting out of bed in the middle of the night wearing a sleeping gown and nightcap, carrying a small candle on a metal dish from room to room, nervously asking who's there
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@ChrisRRegan
Chris Regan
a year ago
My cat didn't notice 9/11. https://t.co/TiV6MoOH64
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
a year ago
Melania Trump seems unfazed by her husband’s possible impeachment https://t.co/LaDwmPqMyP
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@Flynah
Ian
a year ago
Can’t make it, that’s on my birthday https://t.co/0omKq0E29E
@PortsmouthDPW
Portsmouth, NH DPW
a year ago
The City will hold a public meeting on October 3 at 6:30 PM in Conference Room A at City Hall to update the neighborhood and other interested residents on the plans for rebuilding the seawall and reconstructing the wharf ay 95 Mechanic Street.
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@neonwario
Enough.
a year ago
I hate it when I ask someone how old their kid is and they say some shit like two years ago they were a quarter of my age. In three years they will be one third of my age
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