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Frank

@FMummert

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Multimedia Artist : 3D Specialist -- Former Writer/Game Developer/Producer -- Blizzard Entertainment Alum -- He/Him -- All opinions expressed are my own

Virginia Beach, VA
Joined February 2013
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@FMummert
Frank
2 years ago
I see the Blood-Mobile everywhere, but I have yet to see Bloodman fight any crime.
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@FMummert
Frank
3 days ago
Just a reminder, at the height of the popularity of #worldofwarcraft, #Blizzard was still only paying people $11/hr to work in Irvine, CA. This was my job offer letter. My heart sank when I read the pay rate. 6 months later, I got a full time position paying... $13/hr.
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Frank
6 days ago
Good morning to everyone except Foley artists who insist the sound of people eating includes the silverware scraping against their teeth.
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Frank
10 days ago
What's next, America: Posting the actual price of things so people don't have to guess what the cost will be after all the various taxes are calculated? Actually, let's do that, too.
@MuseWendi
Wendi Muse
10 days ago
employers should be required by law to post salaries in job applications for every single job, period, no exceptions. it is ridiculous we are still going through weeks of interviews only to find out what our salaries *might* be in the end. transparency is key.
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Frank
10 days ago
Hear me out: Red Light, Green Light: Dexterity Honeycomb: Intelligence Tug-of-War: Strength Marbles: Charisma Glass Bridge: Wisdom Squid Game: Constitution Don't min-max your #DnD characters.
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Frank
10 days ago
A Spider-Man that uses mechanical web shooters has almost nothing exclusively in common with spiders that isn't present in hundreds of other arthropods. You can cling to walls? Okay, Generic Bug-Man. Precognitive danger sense? The spider I just flicked away didn't have that.
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Larry
13 days ago
Your most controversial Spider-Man hot take?
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Frank
10 days ago
Because that's how the Greek alphabet works? Next up: Why the movie after "Mission Impossible 3" was called "Mission Impossible 4".
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Frank
11 days ago
*The Walking Dead - Season 14, episode 6* Stranger: Please! You have to help! My sister has been bit by a zombie! Carol: ..."Zombie"! Jesus Christ, we've been trying to remember that word for 25 years. You wouldn't believe the shit we've been calling them.
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Frank
12 days ago
*Watching Arcane* Wife: Who is that? Me: *thinking back to playing League of Legends one time* That's Vi. She once accused me of feeding in the mid lane & called me the n-word. Wife: And her? Me: That's Jinx. She was wildly anti-Semitic and got banned mid-game.
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Frank
13 days ago
This is the first time in 20 years I have not immediately installed any Blizzard games on a new computer. I have no plans to do so. 10 years ago, when I was so excited to start my career at Blizz, I never thought I would someday have such a low opinion of them. #FireBobbyKotick
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@FMummert
Frank
17 days ago
I sometimes think about "Married with Children" and how it was absolutely clear that Al Bundy was a joke and a failure. ...with a 3 bedroom house with a full basement and attached garage in a suburb of a major metropolitan area on a single, entry-level retail income.
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@FMummert
Frank
17 days ago
Sometimes you need to cut toxic family out of your life. Some people will try to convince you to reconcile only because they're family. "You'll miss them when they're gone." Let me say: Some of the ones I cut out died a decade ago and I still don't miss them. It is so freeing.
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Frank
17 days ago
Setting up a new computer and Windows keeps trying to convince me that I want it to know things about me so it can custom tailor the ads I see. "Hey, you know the worst part of modern media consumption? Help us torture you more efficiently by letting us spy on you!"
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Frank
17 days ago
Mirror Universe Concept: It's our universe except dads brag about how late they were able to stay up last night.
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@FMummert
Frank
18 days ago
"The GOP have lived long enough to see themselves become the villain." -Me, after reading any political news article since... I don't know... 2012?
@zackbeauchamp
Zack Beauchamp
19 days ago
At least three House Republicans have already said they want Kyle Rittenhouse to be their intern
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Frank
24 days ago
Also, why did Kumail Nanjiani need to get so ripped for this movie? He's never shirtless or anything. Most of the time, he's dressed like a normal dude. Good for him. Probably in the best shape of his life. But they didn't make RDJ put on 30 lbs of muscle for his superhero role.
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Frank
24 days ago
What is the scope of Druig's power? He can control everyone on Earth but not a Celestial? Not without added power? Meanwhile, Mantis could put Ego, a Celestial, to sleep while he was enraged and fighting for his life. Is Mantis more powerful than an Eternal?
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Frank
24 days ago
Thena is a wildcard who will go insane at the most inopportune times. Let's bring her onto the battlefield where there are more friendly targets than foes! Clearly, her movie-long arc won't cause any problems! ...and, it doesn't? She just beats the Super Deviant with no issues.
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Frank
24 days ago
Sersi can't change sentient matter. But she can. She just doesn't know how. But she can. Sort of automatically and at no real cost to herself. They can't stop Tiamut! Except they totally can! Easily! With her one power, not even used in a clever or novel way!
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Frank
24 days ago
"We can't possibly beat Ikarus!" Is he really that much more powerful than the 5 of you? That one deviant in the Amazon had him pinned down pretty good. And then he did a 180 at the moment he was about to win. Then he killed himself. They were losing until they weren't.
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