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don.stockbauer

@DonStockbauer

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Likes global brain theory and pecans. Likes endless debates. Likes bamboo shoots driven under his fingernails. Is developmentally challenged.

Victoria, Texas
Joined April 2021
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@DonStockbauer
don.stockbauer
17 hours ago
So you offend someone; they block you. How do you ever get back right with them?
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@DonStockbauer
don.stockbauer
17 hours ago
You either hate me , or my messages are just not getting through.
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@DonStockbauer
don.stockbauer
a day ago
What song did J Edgar Hoover sing as he was looking through people's dossiers? "Getting to know you, Getting to know all about you."
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don.stockbauer
a day ago
"General, you just pushed the button that starts World War III." "No, I didn't." "Yes, you did." "No, I didn't." "Yes, you did."
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don.stockbauer
a day ago
Humans are not the toolmaking animal; they are the game playing animal.
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don.stockbauer
3 days ago
"Come here , Watson, I want you; I've always wanted you."
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don.stockbauer
3 days ago
Larry the Stooge is in the kitchen and reaches up high for a pot. It's full of water and it dumps all over his head . Larry says "What idiot left a pot up there with water in it? Oh, I left it up there."
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don.stockbauer
4 days ago
What could possibly get us out of this mess?
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don.stockbauer
4 days ago
"Revenge is a dish best served cold." So you offend someone , you make up , you're happy with them, and 20 years later they poison you to death.
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don.stockbauer
4 days ago
If all that Life gives you is lemons, then make a really sour drink that needs a lot of sugar to make it drinkable.
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don.stockbauer
5 days ago
so after the Star Child exploded the orbiting nuclear weapons he hung around and didn't know what to do next but he would think of something , hopefully he would think about destroying all the nuclear and conventional weapons on the surface or else his trip to earth was wasted.
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don.stockbauer
7 days ago
"Like" meaning having sex. I'd have to research the details of all that.
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don.stockbauer
10 days ago
Maybe the Democrats and Republicans could all get together and blow up like matter and antimatter getting together . For that matter what would happen if Christ would shake hands with the AntiChrist?
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don.stockbauer
10 days ago
I won't say my girlfriend is bored with me but the other day I caught her eating an apple while we were having sex.
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don.stockbauer
12 days ago
"Gosh , I just love to be with people , I love to talk to them , I love to interact , it makes me feel so good inside." "Well, screw you buddy , we're gonna make sure that you're always on your own."
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don.stockbauer
12 days ago
That was true, by the way.
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don.stockbauer
13 days ago
A mechanic in my father's Buick dealership used to tell me "Don, you're a good old boy , trouble is there's no demand for people like that anymore."
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don.stockbauer
13 days ago
So what that basically means is you can commit a small offense which triggers a large offense which would never have been done had the small one not been done.
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don.stockbauer
14 days ago
We've all heard of someone having an untimely death. Is there such a thing as a timely death?
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