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Flint (ish), Michigan, USA
Joined April 2011
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Skip the Darwin Award - Mask Up
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@DocAtCDI That was the hardest part of getting Botox treatment for migraines - when annoyed with my husband, I couldn’t raise one eyebrow ar him πŸ˜‚
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Bill Morris 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
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Copper wire was invented by two lawyers fighting over a penny.
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Badking mwahaha
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@engineers_feed @DocAtCDI Meanwhile, a little known fact is that sodium is derived from the mysterious family of β€œdiums β€œ, but unfortunately if I proceeded to explain the historical background to this much misunderstood family, you would be overwhelmed with a extreme sense of β€œtedium”.....πŸ™ https://t.co/zz5Vhi1Fm1
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an hour ago
Tor the record @trifectablog, that's TWO things you've written that you should be immensely proud of and the fact that I was not tagged in this masterpiece of punishment is almost unforgivable! https://t.co/DGg6wAMaTH
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Hitting The Trifecta
16 days ago
If I was Secretary of State Antony Blinken, I would wear a top hat, grow a beard with no mustache, and insist everyone call me A. Blinken. #deepthoughts
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World of Engineering
9 days ago
- Anyone know any jokes about sodium? - Na.
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2 hours ago
Trigger Warning (Literal triggers!) don't read this if you are sane or want to stay sane If you want to live in the comfort and safety of an armory, it comes at a cost. But it’s a cost that, as a society, we’ve decided we’re happy to bear https://t.co/2X43VNmc7s via @trifectablog
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2 hours ago
I got in trouble at the local park for lining all the squirrels up in order of height. They didnt like me critter sizing. @JustStacie5683
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3 hours ago
What paper that you've written are you most proud of?
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4 hours ago
Sunday Church Humor The church wanted to move forward with female bishops... but bishops can only move diagonally... Gay priests though can move wherever they want because they are queens... (Send hate mail to OldWhiteCISJackass@gmail.com )
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Karen Farber
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@UnstableGenius1 @DocAtCDI What can a pretty fish expect to hear at a Singles Bar? - - - - - A Fishing Line
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Ive named my dog 10 miles. Just so I can tell people I walk 10 miles twice a day! @ALisainChains81
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chasmataz
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Just a reminder. Everyone that doesn't want to give you Public Health Care has Public Health Care.
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Why do fish always sing off key...?? Because you can’t tuna fish...
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6 hours ago
I hired a roofer... but then he came down with the shingles @7149_hst
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Tweet media one
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@DocAtCDI @rosey_not @BeccaFromTX What do dentists call x rays? Tooth pics
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7 hours ago
when @MTDomain told me to write a book of jokes on my phone. I told them I couldn't because that would be a txt book....
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7 hours ago
What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal. @rosey_not @BeccaFromTX
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8 hours ago
being cremated, is my last hope for a smoking hot body
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