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@DerekJameson18

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@DerekJameson18
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a month ago
@VaushV The real stonks are the friends we made along the way.
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@SailorZZtar
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@CBSNews
CBS News
a day ago
Experts sound the alarm on declining birth rates among younger generations: "It's a crisis" https://t.co/MkdeBtVFiC
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@EliotETC
Eliot
3 hours ago
Damn libs won't even let us crank it to cartoons anymore
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@DerekJameson18
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5 hours ago
so what time's trump becoming president today? 😜
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@DerekJameson18
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7 hours ago
@shrekframe
every shrek frame in order
7 hours ago
Shrek (2001) Frame 3899 of 129575 https://t.co/aXGOyjLF8L
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@shrekframe
every shrek frame in order
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Shrek (2001) Frame 3899 of 129575 https://t.co/aXGOyjLF8L
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@BreeNewsome
Unite in justice for the poor & oppressed
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@shrekframe
every shrek frame in order
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Shrek (2001) Frame 3463 of 129575 https://t.co/D0etu50rDh
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@lorraine123456
Lorraine grindstaff
3 days ago
“The Star-Spangled Banner” was performed by singer Sailor Sabol at the Nazi gathering CPAC. She sang it a cappella. The problem is that she does not have perfect pitch!!! Oy vey! Someone put her Francis Scott Off Key version to sheet music. It’s in the key of Q! https://t.co/0eJINYYXSn
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@GibsonMcFuck
Dr. Gibson McFuck, Esq.
2 days ago
What about this image makes the Bernie Bros think $2,000 checks were ever on the table? https://t.co/ekiULurdFo
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@GeographyNow
Paul B/ Barbs
7 days ago
Okay Geograpeeps from #BELARUS & #RUSSIA. You two are so incredibly intertwined & piggybacked that (to outsiders) it's hard to tell the difference between you (besides language & even those are related)- IYO, What are the biggest DIFFERENCES between your countries CULTURALLY? https://t.co/VocBcIJxJF
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@SenSanders
Bernie Sanders
8 days ago
As the occupying power, Israel is responsible for the health of all the people under its control. It is outrageous that Netanyahu would use spare vaccines to reward his foreign allies while so many Palestinians in the occupied territories are still waiting. https://t.co/kx4qFPtRQl
@nytimesworld
New York Times World
9 days ago
Israel's vaccine donations to faraway countries have angered Palestinians who say Israel is responsible for the well-being of Palestinians in the occupied territories, where vaccines are scarce https://t.co/IDO60iWhBt
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@GamesDropbear
"Dropbear" / i write TTRPGS!
10 days ago
toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity
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@GrittyNHL
Gritty
10 days ago
Until next time, Tahoe. https://t.co/9RVQlcxkP2
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@SocialistsForIT
Socialists for Internet Today
15 days ago
For those wondering if this is an @InternetTodayTV stan account or socialists that want to nationalize internet access: The answer is yes.
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@EliotETC
Eliot
10 days ago
Exactly one year ago I was drunk as fuck happy as a clam celebrating the fact that we were clearly gonna be getting a socialist president in 2021. And wow that fucking sucks to think about now!
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@deathxdiscourse
11 days ago
@small_jawn Call JG Wentworth (877 cash now)
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@DukeTravelsCA
Where is Duke?
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@TheOvalPawffice
The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 Fans
14 days ago
🐾My dad @POTUS is very pupset, many hoomans are enduring freezing temps in their homes, so he declared state of emergency in OK & TX. I’ve never been so grateful to have a dad who genuinely cares about all of us, pets, too. He purrsonally puts logs on the fire for me. https://t.co/73AamVIgAP
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