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@Cokedupoptions

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Chairman of the Board at Yahoo! | Yale Online Class of 1942 | Divorced 9 times | I write financial "news" for @hardmoneymag | PARODY

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John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec)
3 months ago
I send out my genius market insights via newsletter 3 times per week. Here's the latest edition, sign up at the bottom of the page: https://t.co/VSJUeBKPUJ
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John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec)
an hour ago
"I'm at the forefront of revolutionizing the global financial system" -Guy who bought .05 Bitcoin 12 years after it was invented
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2 hours ago
DeFi, brought to you by Wells Fargo https://t.co/hCK81Q42ir
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John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec)
2 hours ago
"Bitcoin doesn't need the old financial system!" *Coinbase goes public to join NYSE and raise capital via traditional investment banks*
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2 hours ago
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John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec)
2 hours ago
"Bitcoin doesn't need the old financial system!" *Coinbase goes public to join NYSE and raise capital via traditional investment banks*
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unusual_whales
9 days ago
BREAKING! The first congress report is at https://t.co/lodTLfc2N5 TLDR: - Elected Officials traded a lot, followed trends earlier - Outperformed market - First time ever, in 2020-2021 numerous house members use options to leverage info before the public. This is unprecedented. https://t.co/Jm5wshpmlQ
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John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec)
5 hours ago
Innovation in 2020: Drawing of an electric truck Innovation in 2021: Creating 25,000 variations of hard seltzer
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John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec)
7 hours ago
Bitcoin just hit an all-time high of $63k But in 10 years, our great great grandkids will view $63k as an all-time low
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@CaptainNasdaq
Captain Nasdaq (Resigned)
11 hours ago
I’ve made 3,652 investments over my venture capital career. 3,600 were failures. I’m not afraid to say it. 51 barely broke even. Only 1 succeeded, and it made me who I am today. That 1 investment? An investment in myself. Follow me for more thought leadership.
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John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec)
10 hours ago
If inflation is only 2.6%, explain why the price of Arizona Iced Tea went up 30.3% https://t.co/iYso6LsLBx
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John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec)
11 hours ago
Inflation 2.6%, but Tesla is up 455% in a year. This means $TSLA has 452.4% downside from here
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John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec)
23 hours ago
Thank you for following me for 1 year (going to eat this entire cake by myself) https://t.co/GmmZUoA4CR
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John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec)
a day ago
The Fed needs to convert 1/2 its balance sheet to Bitcoin or I'm moving to another country (Florida)
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John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec)
a day ago
1 year ago today, this beautiful man was born. Thank you to everyone who has followed along ♥️ https://t.co/J0CfL5LydT
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John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec)
a day ago
My clients are very irresponsible for letting me buy the dip in GameStop last week
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