VELVEETA Profile Banner
VELVEETA Profile
VELVEETA

@CheesyVelveeta

Followers
37,547
Following
1,541
Media
1,033
Statuses
20,686

The official account of the official pure pleasure food.

VELHALLA
Joined April 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@CheesyVelveeta
VELVEETA
2 months ago
New tagline. New lifestyle. Come join the party. #LaDolceVelveeta
Tweet media one
19
12
69
@CheesyVelveeta
VELVEETA
a day ago
VID FROM THE EXSHELLENT @picklesbaseball 💛💛💛
0
0
11
@CheesyVelveeta
VELVEETA
a day ago
“OH SHELLO THERE…”
Tweet media one
4
2
31
@CheesyVelveeta
VELVEETA
2 days ago
WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO REMEMBER THE MICROWAVE INSTRUCTIONS BUT YOU ALREADY THREW OUT THE PACKAGE
Tweet media one
5
2
31
@CheesyVelveeta
VELVEETA
2 days ago
"THERE IS PERHAPS NO BETTER DEMONSTRATION OF THE FOLLY OF HUMAN CONCEITS THAN THIS DISTANT IMAGE OF OUR TINY WORLD. TO ME, IT UNDERSCORES OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO DEAL MORE KINDLY WITH ONE ANOTHER AND TO PRESERVE AND CHERISH THE CHEESY GOLD DOT AND THE OREO UFO..."
@Oreo
OREO Cookie
2 days ago
@CheesyVelveeta let's hear it for world cheese!
Tweet media one
4
4
39
@CheesyVelveeta
VELVEETA
2 days ago
IF YOU WANNA BE OUR LOVER YOU GOTTA GET WITH OUR CHEESE MAKE IT LAST FOREVER QUESO NEVER ENDS #NationalCheeseLoversDay
10
5
72
@CheesyVelveeta
VELVEETA
3 days ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOLLY PARTON FWIW WE THINK JOLENE CAN GO TO SHELL!!!
4
7
61
@CheesyVelveeta
VELVEETA
3 days ago
WHAT IF WE MEET THE LOVE OF OUR LIFE BUT THEY DON'T LIKE QUESO??
31
9
102
@CheesyVelveeta
VELVEETA
4 days ago
Tweet media one
@Twitter
Twitter
4 days ago
if you can dream it, Tweet it 📍 New York, NY
Tweet media one
2
1
29
@CheesyVelveeta
VELVEETA
4 days ago
technically the cheese has to come from the Velveeta region of France
6
9
107
@CheesyVelveeta
VELVEETA
4 days ago
SET YOUR PERSONAL SCREEN TIME RECORD THIS WEEK AND THEN SHELLEBRATE WITH SOME CHEESE
7
3
33
@CheesyVelveeta
VELVEETA
6 days ago
WHEN THEY DON’T USE THE FRONT RIGHT STOVE TOP BURNER
Tweet media one
9
10
99
@CheesyVelveeta
VELVEETA
6 days ago
WHEN YOU LEAVE THE TIN FOIL ON IN THE MICROWAVE
Tweet media one
3
7
45