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Joined January 2022
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4 hours ago
Just extend me a few more months and I'll SPAC you so hard you'll never go back. $IPOF $IPOD
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4 hours ago
Samuel Beckett's acclaimed play Waiting for $IPOF featuring @chamath and @elonmusk is opening soon Off-Off-Off Broadway. Two men wait and wait to discover a link to the stars...yet it never arrives.
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7 hours ago
"The majority of people fail because of a lack of ingenuity in finding someone else to blame for their failures."
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a day ago
"In this country, first you get the money, then you get the power, then you become a meme."
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2 days ago
"It is said that wisdom is knowing what you do not know. But the ultimate wisdom is knowing what your potential investors don’t know—and exploiting it."
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2 days ago
"Oh Señor Presidente? No esta aqui!"
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3 days ago
"The key to achieving your goals is saying “Yes” to everything...."
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4 days ago
HOLY SHIT! Facebook's AI has achieved sentience!
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5 days ago
Jerome Powell trying to grab a hold on inflation
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6 days ago
@chamath calls out Twitter for the "bots" that have been harassing him for the past year, making him turn off replies. And I don't want to hear anyone claim that anything he did provoked that deluge of mean tweets--it was all bots!
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6 days ago
"Why should you invest in my money-losing startup? It took Tesla 17 years to turn a profit, do you want to miss out on the next Tesla? I didn’t think so."
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