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@CarterNixon

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retweets are always one hundred percent endorsements. I don't have time to joke around.

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carternixon Retweeted
@handsome_pal
thomas grabinski.
an hour ago
@CarterNixon Because they caught you watching BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR and made you sit in the back with the flight attendants
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an hour ago
When I get off a plane I have no idea what anyone else watched
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@BrettThousand
brett thousand “Stone Cold Piss”
3 hours ago
#2 and #3 here are literally the On Cinema season 11 subplot where Gregg thinks he can sell bootleg VHS of Bradley Cooper A Star is Born because the original is in the public domain
@TheSpiceDAO
Spice DAO (🏜,🏜)
a day ago
We won the auction for €2.66M. Now our mission is to: 1. Make the book public (to the extent permitted by law) 2. Produce an original animated limited series inspired by the book and sell it to a streaming service 3. Support derivative projects from the community
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carternixon
3 hours ago
Snl has survived a lot of ups and downs but that Elmo bit is grounds for immediate cancellation.
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@FirearmsRetro
RetroFirearms
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@OrvilleIV
Will Forte
17 hours ago
This is about as exciting as it gets. Thanks @nbcsnl — can’t wait for Saturday ❤️
@nbcsnl
Saturday Night Live - SNL
18 hours ago
Next show!
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carternixon
17 hours ago
I will watch the Will forte episode of snl.
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patrick
a year ago
What is a piece of writing, on the internet (i.e. not a book), that you return to or at least consider foundational?
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carternixon
20 hours ago
*doesn’t get tangy on his sixth try* another vanity outlet for generation narcissist smdh
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carternixon
20 hours ago
My favourite survey research firm President without a doubt
@CityPulse
City Pulse
a day ago
Bernie Porn, 72, is the president of EPIC MRA, a Lansing-based survey research firm with decades of polling experience on a variety of topics to help guide campaigns for candidates, millages, bond proposals and other political advocacy.
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carternixon
20 hours ago
Why does everyone on here over think everything lol yes it’s the wordle players who are showing off how clever they think they are
@japatrick200
Joe Patrick
a day ago
Wordle is perfectly constructed for virality in that it is: a dumb, winnable game that makes us feel smart that taps into our narcissism because obviously other people need to know how clever I am
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carternixon
22 hours ago
I play wordle x-treme where I find out what today’s word is then figure you what your first guess was.
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carternixon
a day ago
Same here brother. Just working that grind.
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a day ago
It’s Christmas for Tinseltown!
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a day ago
Can’t believe we only have ten more weeks until the oscars!
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a day ago
Tim and Gregg
@ComedyWorks
Comedy Works
a day ago
What comedian has made you laugh out loud the most?
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@PintOfJack
The Moyes Dynasty
a day ago
hell yeah brother
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