@Caissie
Caissie
13 days ago
I don’t even have the energy to joke about Jeffrey Toobin. I’m tired from decades of concealing tampons to not make anyone feel weird. Could my energy have been replenished by eating a banana? WE’LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I WOULDN’T FUCKING DARE!
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@bolekaja1001
David Rowinski
13 days ago
@Caissie Does he need to register now or is that not a thing for the wealthy whyte male?
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@ChiaLynn
Chia Evers
13 days ago
@Caissie I don't even use tampons and now I think I'm going to put a box in my desk drawer when I go back to the office.
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@murphdogg29
Keith Murphy
13 days ago
@Caissie I like you.....
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@mebrannan
30-50 Fully Vaxxed Feral Opossums
13 days ago
@Caissie I can’t even comprehend how this happens. Are there really no other legal commentators available? I’m retired, but I’d volunteer just to keep this from happening. How long before Santorum is back on?
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@Miki410
Miki Yamashita
13 days ago
@Caissie One time my purse broke in front of my male boss and all these maxi pads and Advil spilled out and I was horrified. Now I'd just laugh about it but at the time I was so mortified, it was one of my first office jobs.
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@HeatherWhaley
Heather Bucha Whaley
13 days ago
@Caissie How many tampons did I hide in my sleeve on the way to the bathroom? Too many.
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