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@Caissie

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TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins/Watch What Happens Live! w/@Andy Cohen, Busy Tonight! YA novelist, author @debenham's girl. She/her

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Joined November 2008
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@Caissie
Caissie
4 years ago
Sometimes I talk about my pain to hide the jokes that I am feeling inside.
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@joshgondelman
Josh Gondelman
12 hours ago
I am sorry to keep promoting this so hard, but tickets for my comedy special taping tomorrow keep getting released a few at a time, and I'm terrified if I don't, the room will end up full of film festival people who say "hmm" instead of laughing out loud! https://t.co/aEOctKYQje
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@Caissie
Caissie
6 hours ago
Like, you don't gotta blow at 72 all day. Make me miss you. Let it get to be 74, 75, 76 even, then breeze back in. Work smarter, not harder air conditioning!
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Caissie
6 hours ago
I wish air conditioning had dynamics.
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@ChrisMurphyCT
Chris Murphy
14 hours ago
FYI 32 people were shot yesterday in three mass shootings and when Congress returns to work on Monday half the members elected to protect the country won't give a shit.
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@Caissie
Caissie
14 hours ago
Congratulations to the incredible @KatoriHall on her PULITZER PRIZE for her play “The Hot Wing King”! Nobody got to see much theater due to Covid, however, you can see her excellent show P-Valley on Starz. Watch season 1 now because season 2 is coming! 💜
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@prnlegacy
Prince
5 years ago
PLEASE SUPPORT UR LOCAL RECORD STORE 2DAY: (THROAT CLEARS 2 ATTRACT ATTENTION): ELECTRIC FETUS
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@Caissie
Caissie
16 hours ago
If they did not pick up a bunch of iPhones & immediately start filming a behind the scenes limited series exposé to find Giardia patient zero with the explosive diarrhea as a backdrop for Peacock, I’m going to need to be made an interim executive. https://t.co/wEXG3hzifh
@people
People
a day ago
NBC Halts Production on Ultimate Slip 'N Slide amid Report of 'Explosive Diarrhea' Outbreak on Set https://t.co/uBSSyZx1eb
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@Caissie
Caissie
16 hours ago
This news makes me very happy & I am also pleased that this photo was taken on the “Busy Tonight” sofa. 🤣💜 https://t.co/CiEy7p5U6m
@soulphoodie
soulPhoodie
16 hours ago
Patti LaBelle Partners with McBride Sisters and Simon & Schuster for Black Girl Magic Wine and Book Club https://t.co/v92NIgSABA via @ESSENCE https://t.co/OsY2ZQPMn7
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@Caissie
Caissie
a day ago
I don’t know who used my phone number to sign up for “WinRed” texts under the name Scott, but I would actually like to thank them for allowing me to see & chuckle at this strange demand to SIGN HIS BIRTHDAY CARD? 🤣 https://t.co/a5VOKnU1WK
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@lincolnjackd
Lincoln
a day ago
There are 4 types of Frankie Valli songs: 1) I didn’t cheat on you 2) I’m sorry I cheated on you 3) I’m sorry I cheated on you (pls come back) 4) You’re too poor for me
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@Caissie
Caissie
a day ago
I *thought* I had a joke about the Temptations, but it was Just My Imagination. Running away with me! https://t.co/tfTgOkSZjN
@YNB
yvette nicole brown
a day ago
I had an MJ joke, but it’s Bad. ❤️ https://t.co/QIbf7Ibee6
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@lincolnjackd
Lincoln
a day ago
Walking to your parents room at 3 am to tell them you threw up https://t.co/h4V5tjLl8v
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@Caissie
Caissie
a day ago
We did it! We did it! We did it! Dinner was delicious. I laughed until my face hurt. The best server in the world works there & he wasn’t our server, but he came over to visit because he knows Josh & it was like seeing a huge celebrity, for me. 10 stars out of 10! https://t.co/ysHLbTFQ3u
@JoshMankiewicz
Josh Mankiewicz
a day ago
All through lockdown, ⁦@Caissie⁩ ⁦@janiehaddad⁩ and I talked about one day having dinner together —in person— at Jar. And last night it finally happened! Thanks to them and ⁦@SuzanneAtTheJar⁩ ❤️ https://t.co/JnYEFoTEfO
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@debenham
Matt Debenham
2 days ago
Me, after I trip on the sidewalk in front of some teenagers. https://t.co/nDPvhGoRaf
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@Caissie
Caissie
2 days ago
I don’t even have the energy to joke about Jeffrey Toobin. I’m tired from decades of concealing tampons to not make anyone feel weird. Could my energy have been replenished by eating a banana? WE’LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I WOULDN’T FUCKING DARE!
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@Caissie
Caissie
2 days ago
We've been doing lots of rethinking of how we thought/talked about some women in the 90s & I believe, tho she was strong as HELL & handled it all, Rosie deserves to be reviewed thru that lens as well. She was ages ahead of her time & what she did was nothing short of remarkable.
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@Caissie
Caissie
2 days ago
Happy anniversary to everyone who loved this show. Working there was as close as you could come to some real-life Willy Wonkka-type experience. I am so glad & so lucky I got to be there for every single second. 💜 https://t.co/qewtAiuzPk
@therealJohnMcD
John McDaniel
2 days ago
This show debuted 25 years ago today and it changed my life! 🎶🌈🥂 https://t.co/UAdRo4VTgM
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