Let's all agree that mayo is gross.
This is an easy quiz if you're over 45.
"A first-class passenger pooped on the floor of the restroom. He wasn’t drunk or anything. It was just pure disrespect."
As if Karens weren't bad enough...
I hope you're not scared of the dark!
When we can all vacation again, I know where I'm going.
Thank god they dropped that whole Landry-killing-someone storyline on Friday Night Lights.
"Her mom finally let her have a sleepover so she could baptize the kids with holy water as they slept!"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say your day isn't as bad as these folks'.
"That ripped me up inside."
"When you try your best but you don't succeed."
"If you want to have a destination wedding on the other side of the world, go for it."
If someone doesn't cast Jennifer Lawrence in a Helen Mirren biopic, so help me!
"I'm not rolling up to your preschool blasting my own s**t!"