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See that she chews her food well, and sets her foot down firmly on the ground when she walks, and you're all right.

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2 hours ago
RT @georgeciveris : Reject modernity, embrace tradition.
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7 hours ago
RT @libbycwatson : ICYMI my latest post— I've had weekly, sometimes daily, migraines for 16 years. Now I go weeks without getting one. I dr…
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9 hours ago
RT @AShihipar : for @NYTmag 's letter of recommendation, I wrote about the word I love and probably use the most: inshallah. it's an arabic w…
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9 hours ago
“What could be more appealing than a theory that claims that the person leaving you on read is suffering from an indelible psychic wound at the core of their ability to relate to the world?”
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20 hours ago
“you gonna fuckin adopt me or what”
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22 hours ago
very charmed by this guy in a documentary about a conman he described as “like a ghost” who just said “i searched and searched and couldn’t find any information about him and then i had this brainwave: i searched his name plus conman. bam! it was all there”
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a day ago
i don’t like it when they are too scary
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3 days ago
what’re your horror movie opinions that will get you like this?
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a day ago
RT @dwaldenwrites : i wrote about tammy faye messner (formerly bakker) and my camp appreciation for american evangelicalism for @Gawker http…
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Brandy Jensen
a day ago
i think plato was right about forms because whenever i think about mushrooms it’s all “yes, delicious to eat, i love mushrooms” and whenever i’m eating mushrooms i’m like “these are okay”
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a day ago
RT @NormalComposers : Tori Amos making candy apples.
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