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@BlasterOfArt

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👩🏻‍🏫HS Art Teacher 👩🏻‍🎨 @ohioarted “Outstanding Art Teacher” 🌍 #natgeocertified 🏳️‍🌈 she/they 🧠neurodivergent 🥴parent? 👁‍🗨opinions great/mine

Cleveland, OH
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Turnip Parsnip 🥕 Vegetable Inspector
a year ago
My kid noticed that all of the dentist office signs have DDS, so we talked about what that meant. I said that I have a Bachelor of Arts and Master of Arts, and he asked if that means I am a Blaster of Art, and just… yes. Yes I am.
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an hour ago
A student asked me something about next year. I paused, made sure there weren’t others around (because I’m not ready for the full discussion) and I said “actually I won’t be here next year.” “Where will you be?” “Don’t know yet.” “…I don’t blame you. You deserve better.”
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a day ago
A student from last year came to visit and put on my headset and did an impression of me. “Some of you have asked if I like the new schedule. No I do not. Do I think it should be changed back? Yes absolutely. And do I believe they will? No, no, that would make sense.” 💀💀💀
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a day ago
When the student asked their classmate why they didn’t tell them they were brand new at it… “you didn’t ask.”
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a day ago
Today a student showed me their stitching. Me: Nice even spacing. You’ll want to tighten them up, but this is a great start! Student: Well, this was my first time sewing ever. Me: I know! And the person who taught you only learned less than 24 hours ago! S: WHAT!? 💕
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a day ago
Love the racist undertones
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a day ago
A student left some sheet music on a table in my room. I saw that it had been scored by the music teacher. I immediately thought about how I’ve been building curriculums for multiple courses with reduced plan and said out loud, “wow we do not get paid enough to do all of this.”
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2 days ago
When I say things like “No but like a big part of my graduate studies was in sustainable gardening and agriculture,” I realize that I should probably put more info into my résumé and LinkedIn regarding that whole other degree I have.
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2 days ago
Some of my students are working on a group project. I asked one where their team was. “[name1] isn’t here, and [name2] is over there sleeping.” “Uh…” “Because I told him to. He has a headache and he has to take care of himself first. I can handle this for now.”
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2 days ago
My Art & the Environment students are making pouches to carry their nature journaling kits. Kid: I can’t sew! Me: have you ever tried? How do you know? A few minutes later… Kid: Oh damn, I am SO GOOD at this. Y’all, lemme know if you need help from a pro.
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2 days ago
Day at work with no students: Trina breaks down less than 2 hours into the day Day at work with excessive students: Trina is exhausted and needs to introvert but comes home feeling like she has a reason for going to work tomorrow
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Turnip Parsnip 🥕 Vegetable Inspector
2 days ago
This feels very 2003 live journal and I am here for it.
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2 days ago
Oh no I was just about to fall asleep and said to myself “it’s okay; the school year is almost over.” It is literally still January.
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3 days ago
Like shit if someone is in mental health crisis, they might not have the function for making phone calls
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