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Berptolemy the "Egyptian"

@BertGrampa

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Im an ancient Egyptian Pharoah and I dont like Donald Trump. Unless you like Trump. Then I luke Trump.

Brooklyn, Egypt
Joined March 2019
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@BertGrampa
Berptolemy the "Egyptian"
2 years ago
People nowadays will never know the exhilaration of seeing a bare shoulder in the Sears catalog. #DoYouRememberWhen #FixMyLife #Boomer
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@BertGrampa
Berptolemy the "Egyptian"
a year ago
That's what I told his mother we should do.

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Berptolemy the "Egyptian"
a year ago
This made me hungry.

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@BertGrampa
Berptolemy the "Egyptian"
a year ago
Because the night belongs to lovers, I only spend time with my wife during the day. #RelationshipGoals #PattiSmith
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@BertGrampa
Berptolemy the "Egyptian"
a year ago
Typical.
@PrisonPlanet
Paul Joseph Watson
a year ago
Corbyn voters call comments made by Johnson racist & say he's not fit for office. They're then told the comments were actually made by Corbyn & suddenly change their minds. Almost like they have no actual anti-racist principles & only care about power!
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@RT_com
RT
a year ago
Good boy licks his way out
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@dodo
The Dodo
a year ago
What a ridiculous little meatball! 🍝❤️️
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@BertGrampa
Berptolemy the "Egyptian"
2 years ago
Why is it that Christopher Walken has looked the same for 30 years?
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@DocCoyle
Doc Coyle
2 years ago
Help out my buddies in Exmortus. Their van & trailer was destroyed & they need to replace them. Jadran Gonzalez (Conan)
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@BertGrampa
Berptolemy the "Egyptian"
2 years ago
I crapped myself in a @BestBuy and was asked to leave while Tammy finished setting up my new Cricket phone, and the media didnt even care. Swalwell farts on TV and its breaking news everywhere. #fartgate #OkBoomer #America
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Berptolemy the "Egyptian"
2 years ago
Jan is tough #UFCSaoPaolo
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@BertGrampa
Berptolemy the "Egyptian"
2 years ago
She is suing to block the will of the voters, claiming to be doing it to respect the rights of voters. She is literally counting on people being retarded.
@MayorJenny
Mayor Jenny Durkan
2 years ago
Seattle residents have made it clear: we support transit, safer roads, & free ORCA for youth and seniors. We will fight I-976 and require that the rights of Seattle voters be respected. Thank you @CityAttyPeteH for leading this lawsuit for @CityofSeattle.
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@BertGrampa
Berptolemy the "Egyptian"
2 years ago
Fuck you @NFL Fix your fucking officiating.
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@BertGrampa
Berptolemy the "Egyptian"
2 years ago
Someone greased up the footballs tonight. #Seahawks #GREASEGATE
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@BertGrampa
Berptolemy the "Egyptian"
2 years ago
This is what its come to. We are thrilled about a tackle.
@BobStelton
Bob Stelton
2 years ago
Great open field tackle by McDougald. #Seahawks
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Berptolemy the "Egyptian"
2 years ago
The #Seahawks have the worst pass defense in football. Russell Wilson is the MVP.
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