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Alexandra Schwartz

@Alex_Lily

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Staff writer @newyorker. Divides her time between the bed and the couch. Her articles are considered essential reading in the field of Schwartz studies.

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Joined September 2009
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Alexandra Schwartz
21 hours ago
but what will I listen to as my human right to an abortion is stripped from me by six unelected lifetime appointees
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23 hours ago
lol
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Alexandra Schwartz
a day ago
as an only child I can only dream of the sibling loyalty enjoyed by the Brothers Cuomo
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Alexandra Schwartz
a day ago
not to brag but proud of 15 yr old me for tearing The Lovely Bones to shreds in the first book review I ever published (for my high school newspaper)
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2 days ago
going to start calling myself Magic Alex
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2 days ago
extremely relatable, bonding as the boys jam
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Alexandra Schwartz
2 days ago
where are the mics on Yoko and Linda's private conversation
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Alexandra Schwartz
2 days ago
cool cool cool you've seen the Beatles nearly fall apart making Let It Be but have you seen Elaine Stritch trying to nail The Ladies Who Lunch while Sondheim reads a newspaper in the control room? HARROWING.
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2 days ago
DAMMIT I am drunk on one beer and got my Elaine's mixed up let me try again
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Alexandra Schwartz
2 days ago
Thank you, Succession, for making good on my Hudson Yards fantasy
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Alexandra Schwartz
2 days ago
Highly partial, totally incorrect, and extremely enjoyable
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Alexandra Schwartz
2 days ago
A therapist offering a patient a double session...for FREE...sorry I must have the wrong number I thought this was a realist novel
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Alexandra Schwartz
4 days ago
I'm sorry but I laugh at the puniness of an algorithm that thinks I care about NCAA football whatever that is
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Alexandra Schwartz
4 days ago
Pour out a vodka stinger today. Thank you, Stephen Sondheim, for having been alive.
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Alexandra Schwartz
7 days ago
"There were two powers running Guatemala after the Second World War, and only one of them was the government." @JonathanBlitzer, who knows his dictators, on Mario Vargas Llosa's latest
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Alexandra Schwartz
13 days ago
Rachel and the Husky Cuskies
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Alexandra Schwartz
16 days ago
Got myself invited to a Zoom call with Maggie Gyllenhaal and the cast of "The Lost Daughter" and now I know where Olivia Colman poos
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