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Adam Wolf

@AdamWolf77

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I.T. Nerd, Father, Vet. Not in that order. I tell bad Dad jokes on Twitter and sometimes on stage.

Branch Davidian Compound, Texa
Joined April 2009
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@AdamWolf77
Adam Wolf
3 hours ago
The video call between Biden and Putin lasted more than two hours. Mostly because they both kept forgetting to take themselves off of mute.
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Adam Wolf
7 hours ago
I hate it when obviously attractive people act like they don't know they are attractive. Anyways my disgustingly ugly ass has to go to work. Love you guys.
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Adam Wolf
8 hours ago
I am thinking about doing one of those ancestry DNA tests after the holidays. So this is a good time for any of my blood relatives who have committed crimes to let me know before I snitch via science.
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Adam Wolf
21 hours ago
In case of fire emergency gently pull out anal beads.
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Adam Wolf
22 hours ago
Pro-Trump counties now have far higher COVID death rates.
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Adam Wolf
23 hours ago
GOP Rep. Devin Nunes resigns from Congress to become CEO of Trump’s media company. His first action as CEO will be to ban all cows from the platform.
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Adam Wolf
a day ago
Holy shit. Bob Dole was still alive?
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Adam Wolf
a day ago
I started reading the Wheel of Time series in the 90s. So it was surprising to me to see an article on the internets speculating on which character is the Dragon Reborn. I forgot that anyone who hasn't read the books has no clue.
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Adam Wolf
3 days ago
I watched the first two episode of Major Dad. The show is a pretty standard lame sitcom but unlike those hippies on MASH the military haircuts are on point.
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Adam Wolf
4 days ago
There's a shortage of Santas this holiday season. Makes sense considering diabetes and obesity are comorbidities associated with Covid-19 and all you MFers keep leaving big ass platefuls of cookies out for him.
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Adam Wolf
4 days ago
2nd Edition was the greatest edition.
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Adam Wolf
6 days ago
Sandra Bullock rules out marriage to the love of her life Bryan Randall. I bet she's just playing it safe in case my girlfriend and I ever break up.
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Adam Wolf
6 days ago
I bet that Rhubarb Lady from youtube is dead by now.
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Adam Wolf
7 days ago
I will be so happy to shave when November is over. And yes I know I don't have a beard..................................ladies.
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