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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
2 months ago
When your captain is standing at 2nd slip after choosing to bowl first on an absolute road... https://t.co/wzDtvjd5MV
@CountyChamp
LV= Insurance County Championship
2 months ago
Buzzzzzzzzzzers! Which team-mate of yours would do this? #LVCountyChamp https://t.co/tPSnbDLXQ3
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
3 months ago
Although spare a thought for the 1st XI, after 21st June, they no longer have a legitimate reason to isolate themselves away from the rest of the club...
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
3 months ago
It’s getting closer: -the despair as a teammate drops yet another catch - the diminishing hope that this will be the week to end your bad run of low scores -“Not Out”....”Why?” “Going down leg” = I can’t wait 🏏
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
5 months ago
There is always one teammate who you aspire to do this to...if you haven’t got one, maybe considering ducking at the next high fives. https://t.co/D4kW8cPspO
@SriLankaTweet
Sri Lanka Tweet 🇱🇰
5 months ago
Video - Dickwella's high five ✋ goes wrong. #SLvENG #LKA https://t.co/MqzmRfxDKd
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
6 months ago
And yet you still play...?! https://t.co/RyOJDNjHiI

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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
6 months ago
No Cricket Teas....is there any point to the game of cricket? https://t.co/0k9quYG1TQ
@MichaelVaughan
Michael Vaughan
7 months ago
As if 2020 couldn’t get any worse .. hearing a cricket league down south is getting rid of the Cricket tea tops the lot .. Utterly disgraceful decision .. #OnOn #Cricket #SaveOurTeas
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
8 months ago
Our 2nd XI openers have enquired about the concept of being given out first ball...or 2nd....or 3rd....! https://t.co/8sDm2pr4ba
@BoarsCricket
Bromsgrove Cricket Club
8 months ago
What law would you change in cricket to make the game better ? https://t.co/wb6vkixBFi
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
8 months ago
One of many cricket camps running during half term across the country. Fantastic opportunity to keep kids interested after the shortened 2020 season. Help to spread the word #CricketFamily by giving it a RT or if you’re in @StaffsCricket area, get the kids signed up! https://t.co/mUi1ERtqZL
@StaffsCricket
StaffordshireCricket
8 months ago
A bit of a reminder that we have some half term cricket camps running next week at Rugeley & Clayton 🏏👍👇 https://t.co/Qq4uBGkQoF
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
8 months ago
Tip for opening batters who are missing cricket today: walk to middle of room, stand there for 2 minutes and then return back to your chair and don’t speak to any one for a couple of hours.
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
8 months ago
1st non-playing cricket weekend in weeks... today won’t be the same without having to listen to someone complaining about that dodgy LBW decision.
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
8 months ago
If you didn’t have so many jumpers on today you couldn’t move your arms, did you even play?!
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
8 months ago
Never appreciated how quickly 6 overs pass until sanitisation breaks were a thing.
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
8 months ago
I think our opening bowlers have misinterpreted that the ball has to remain socially distanced from the stumps.....!
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
8 months ago
Although on the topic of COVID, the #2ndXI have found a way to get around the whole ‘no high five’ rule: Don’t take any wickets!!!
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
8 months ago
Final game of the season tomorrow, thanks to all at @StaffsCricket, @BDPCL_Official, @staffsclubcrick and @nsscpcl for enabling cricket to be played this season. Looking forward to catching up with opponents and umpires again next season. 🏏
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
11 months ago
It’s confirmed @BrooksyFerret is the ultimate pro! Clearly knows that tea is the most important part of any cricketers day. Seriously, who cares about the below par pitch or the dodgy umpire decisions?! #CricketsBack #ShowMeYourTea https://t.co/97bZ1UYq4R
@BrooksyFerret
Jack Brooks
11 months ago
Good luck club cricketers & enjoy it! Show me a pic of your tea today and the one I enjoy the most I’ll send a signed shirt & headband..🍰👍🏼 #CricketsBack #ShowMeYourTea https://t.co/OscmPcazUE
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
11 months ago
“You don’t need tea”....clearly doesn’t appreciate the fact tea is the most important part of many a poor club cricketers day https://t.co/z9qZkI8bgd
@MichaelVaughan
Michael Vaughan
11 months ago
Pairs cricket-T10 Cricket-T20 Cricket-Sanitiser In the everyone’s pocket-You don’t NEED dressing Rooms-You don’t need TEA @BorisJohnson-Give the Recreational game the Green light and stop ruining the future of many small clubs & players-But you can get smashed in the pub !!
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
11 months ago
No teas, no changing room cricket... I think Boris may have a point. https://t.co/z0fkAJU6WZ
@WisdenCricket
Wisden
11 months ago
Boris Johnson: "The risk is not so much the ball, though that may be a factor, it's the teas, it's the changing rooms." https://t.co/xQjut2AdAL
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@2ndXICricketer
The 2nd XI Cricketer
a year ago
Over-rated kid was busy showing off what he had learnt playing backyard cricket... however, it appears he still crumbles under pressure when he’s being sledged...
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